New Orleans Saints seen at Walmart trying to return an injured Dez Bryant
In a surprising revelation, the New Orleans Saints have recouped the entire $600,000 the team paid to newly signed wide receiver Dez Bryant by returning…
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Carmen from Cardholder Services finally reaches Saints Michael Thomas by calling when least expected
New Orleans Saints wide receiver Michael Thomas caught more just a career and franchise high number of yards on Sunday — the dominant receiver connected…
Congressman Garret Graves’ new GoFundMe to buy LSU a touchdown vs Bama in 2020
In one of the most anticipated matchups of the 2018 college football season, LSU couldn’t buy a touchdown against Alabama. That could be a different…
Tailgating LSU fan grateful to have passed out before Alabama game
An LSU fan who woke up a day after passing out early Saturday morning is overjoyed to have missed all of the Tigers’ embarrassing 29-0…
Top doctor to visit Saints after defense can’t stop shitting itself
After one of the most embarrassing defeats of the Sean Payton era, a top gastroenterologist is en-route to the New Orleans Saints training facility in…
Baby Cakes moving to Wichita, locals plead for name to follow
Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. The frustrated New Orleans Baby Cakes are taking their ball and going home… to Wichita, Kansas. Aggravated about the lack of attendance, merchandise sales,…
New Orleans Baby Cakes under investigation for hiring crisis actors to pose as fans
In 2017, the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs won 55 games and lost 83. Yet, the club managed to draw 349,883 fans…
Saints cut entire draft class for lack of performance
It’s jokingly said that NFL stands for ‘Not For Long,” but no one is laughing at New Orleans Saints headquarters on Airline Drive. Not long…
New Orleans sues NBA’s Pelicans over city name usage
As the New Orleans Pelicans soar into the playoffs for the first time since 2015, the team has found itself facing a lawsuit that may…
New Orleans makes NBA playoffs, fans still confused how Saints did it
The New Orleans Pelicans are headed back to the playoffs after clinching one of the Western Conference’s eight seeds in a 113-100 win over the…