Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2016-17 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid…
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Due to poor time management, former LSU coach Les Miles expects to be out of office by April
It looks like former LSU coach Les Miles isn’t going anywhere, Tiger fans, at least for awhile. According to a source within LSU’s Athletic Department,…
LSU coach Les Miles’ career passes on suddenly
The LSU career of coach Les Miles, the longest-tenured coach in the SEC heading into the 2016 season, has passed on. According to a statement released by…
New Orleans Saints commit to winning one game for each decade in NFL
The New Orleans Saints today announced the franchise has committed to win five games this season, one for each decade they’ve been in the league,…
Saints fans ask team to reduce 50th-anniversary celebration to 12 non-shitshow seasons
Wanting to suppress decades of dreadful losses and disheartening frustration deep into their subconscious, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans are petitioning the team to please, please,…
WikiLeaks releases hacked playbook of LSU coach Les Miles
Politicians aren’t the only ones falling victim to cyber hacking this year. Just days after LSU’s stunning 16-14 upset loss to Wisconsin, Wikileaks, the anti-secrecy…
Saints only 25-30 impact players away from something special says an optimistic Payton
Even after a highly disappointing preseason for the New Orleans Saints, head coach Sean Payton believes the team is on the verge of something special….
Louisiana signs Mickey Loomis to 5-year, $70 million deal to fix state’s budget
Louisiana wasn’t supposed to have any money, but today shockingly announced it has reached an agreement with Mickey Loomis, executive vice president and general manager…
NFL prepares to honor Saints Browner for record-setting penalty
With New Orleans Saints cornerback and flag magnet Brandon Browner standing on the doorsteps of the single-season record of most penalties by one player, the…
Desperate Saints fire Les Miles for running a predictable offense
Looking for any kind of spark in a highly disappointing season, the floundering New Orleans Saints are trying to shake things up. According to a…