How Dat: Casinos taking bets on how NFL will obliterate souls of Saints fans
If you wager on if the NFL is ever going to apologize for the egregious non-call in NFC Championship game between the Los Angeles Rams…
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What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…
Saints General Manager Mickey Loomis seen pleading for picks ahead of NFL Draft
New Orleans Saints General Manager Mickey Loomis was reportedly spotted panhandling for draft picks in downtown Nashville on Wednesday night, just ahead of the 2019…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Pelicans after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Pelicans are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffers devastating ego fracture
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffered a compound fracture of his ego last night while watching his team dominate the Los Angeles Lakers at…
Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…
Who Dat Nation issues apology to NFL, Roger Goodell for tanking Super Bowl ratings
The Who Dat Nation held a press conference today to address the role millions of Saints fans played in tanking the ratings for the exhilarating…
Saints fans rehydrate from Boycott Bowl hangover by soaking up tears of Rams fans
New Orleans Saints fans took to social media and Internet message boards on Monday morning to soak up the tears of an entire Los Angeles…
CDC reports debilitating condition spreading across Atlanta, reminiscent of 2009 outbreak
The Centers for Disease Control is investigating a debilitating condition that is quickly spreading across the Atlanta metropolitan area. State hospitals have reported more than…
Reasons why the Saints will win Super Bowl LIII: No. 9 won’t really surprise you but you should read this anyway
The New Orleans Saints are absolutely going to win Super Bowl LIII at Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium in 2019. How do we at Neutral Ground News, the…