Saints fans donate 4 million right hands to Drew Brees GoFundMe page
New Orleans Saints star quarterback Drew Brees hurt his hand during the second possession in the first quarter of today’s game against the Los Angeles…
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Investigation underway into Louisiana’s Little League championships-winning team, “no way that state is #1 in something good”
The Federal Bureau of Investigation says it is investigating Louisiana’s Little League World Series team that has allegedly fraudulently won both the national and world…
Report: Drew Brees’ throwing arm to retire at season’s end
The golden arm of Saints quarterback Drew Brees may be retiring from the NFL sooner than expected. According to a new report by BSPN, the…
Saints fans organizing massive “watch parties” in anticipation of Goodell being questioned under oath
A Louisiana judge has ruled that NFL Commissioner and anti-Christ Roger Goodell and three of his henchmen can be questioned under oath about the “call…
How Dat: Casinos taking bets on how NFL will obliterate souls of Saints fans
If you wager on if the NFL is ever going to apologize for the egregious non-call in NFC Championship game between the Los Angeles Rams…
What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…
Saints General Manager Mickey Loomis seen pleading for picks ahead of NFL Draft
New Orleans Saints General Manager Mickey Loomis was reportedly spotted panhandling for draft picks in downtown Nashville on Wednesday night, just ahead of the 2019…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Pelicans after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Pelicans are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffers devastating ego fracture
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffered a compound fracture of his ego last night while watching his team dominate the Los Angeles Lakers at…
Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…