Report: Drew Brees’ throwing arm to retire at season’s end
The golden arm of Saints quarterback Drew Brees may be retiring from the NFL sooner than expected. According to a new report by BSPN, the…
Controversial new law would allow businesses to deny service to left-handed individuals
Business owners in Louisiana would have the right to turn left-handed customers away because of religious beliefs under a new bill scheduled to be introduced…
Saints fans organizing massive “watch parties” in anticipation of Goodell being questioned under oath
A Louisiana judge has ruled that NFL Commissioner and anti-Christ Roger Goodell and three of his henchmen can be questioned under oath about the “call…
God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Baltimore’s deputy police commissioner, brought in from NOLA, congratulated by mugger on newest position
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Man sucked up by waterspout on Lake Pontchartrain transported to fabulous realm of Oz New Orleans
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‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
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Baltimore’s deputy police commissioner, brought in from NOLA, congratulated by mugger on newest position
Gayle Benson may not be the “owner” of the Pelicans for much longer
Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: “Go-Cup” is legit
Louisiana gonna Louisiana: Legislators pass shit without reading it, canceling “tax-free weekend”
Woman shoots ex-husband in balls after he tried to take her air conditioner
Times-Picayune reassures ignorant locals of Mitch Landrieu’s greatness
Super Mayor Mitch Landrieu saves New Orleans, named one of ‘The World’s 50 Greatest Leaders’ by Fortune
