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Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: Go-Cup is legit

Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: “Go-Cup” is legit

Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. Beware, students…

God postpones Easter celebrations citing fatigued Jesus “too sick to rise”

Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…

New Orleans-area panhandlers staying open despite storm threat

New Orleans-area panhandlers staying open despite storm threat

Despite a dangerous storm system expected to move into the New Orleans metro area, local panhandlers say they are planning to stay open. Panhandlers decided…

Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go

Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go

Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…

Tourist triggers hazmat response at Cafe du Monde over suspicious white powder

Tourist triggers hazmat response at Cafe Du Monde over suspicious white powder

Authorities say a tourist tweeted the New Orleans Police Department this morning after noticing a suspicious white powder at Cafe Du Monde on Decatur, forcing…

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Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: Go-Cup is legit

Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: “Go-Cup” is legit

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