Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…
Mid-City Man Devastated to Learn His Reproductive Organs Are “Unremarkable” By Medical Community
A Mid-City man who underwent a CT scan for stomach issues says he was left quietly devastated after discovering the report described his reproductive organs…
Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets
City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…
Jeff Landry Recall Drive Sparks Rare Outbreak of Statewide Follow-Through
Political analysts across Louisiana are reportedly monitoring an unusual surge in statewide organization and civic participation as recall petition events targeting Governor Jeff Landry and…
Lakeview Dad Holding Out Hope For Surprise Guests After Child’s School Concert Reveals Weak AF Lineup
A local father says he is still undecided on attending his daughter’s upcoming school concert after reviewing what he described as a “pretty weak AF…
Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed
The New Orleans Pelicans officially hired Jamahl Mosley as head coach, asking fans once again to place their faith in a long-term organizational process many…
K&B, Believed Long Extinct, Allegedly Spotted Near Former Six Flags New Orleans
Demolition crews clearing the former Six Flags site in New Orleans East say they may have encountered a live K&B yesterday evening, marking what experts…
Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
Gov. Jeff Landry Suspends Recall Petition Before It Can Suspend Jeff Landry
Gov. Jeff Landry reportedly moved swiftly today to suspend a statewide recall petition against him before the recall petition itself could potentially suspend Gov. Jeff Landry….
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Widespread flooding was reported across New Orleans today after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle during a routine walk, overwhelming the…
Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go
Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest, but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…
Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie
The NFL Draft has not begun, but Saints fans across the Gulf South have already reached a passionate consensus regarding the team’s first-round selection: unacceptable….
Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled
Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election
New Orleans Potholes Unionize, Call City’s Fill Plan “Unprecedented Overreach”
Six-Year-Old Completes 22-Minute Car Ride Sentence on Single Breath
Sources: NASA Prepared Artemis II Crew in New Orleans for “Realistic System Failures”
Scott Walker Abruptly Exits Parish President Race After Reportedly Pinpointing “Where Da Gold At,” Sources Say
Ball in Metairie Canal Appears to Be Taking Things Day by Day
Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time
New Orleans Residents Praise Public Transit as Gas Prices Rise, Confirm They Weren’t in a Hurry Anyway
Louisiana Officials Praise TSA Lines as Effective Resident Retention Tool
Louisiana Lawmakers Consider “S*x Tax” After Income Tax Repeal Stalls
SWBNO Launches Internal Review After Shockingly Learning Delays Can Be Measured in Hours
