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  • May 18, 2025 | Unblessed sneeze kills Louisiana man in New York
  • May 14, 2025 | New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents
  • May 1, 2025 | Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go
  • April 27, 2025 | Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight
  • April 23, 2025 | Sewerage & Water Board Hires New Executive Director After Rigorous Process of Asking Who Was Still Willing to Take The Job

Unblessed sneeze kills Louisiana man in New York

Thanks to some Yanks, a Louisiana man traveling on business in New York City died unexpectedly following a sneeze that was not blessed. The 35-year-old man,…


New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents

New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents

In an attempt to finally address a longstanding backlog and fill the tens of thousands of potholes across the city, the New Orleans Department of…


Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go

Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go

Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…


Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight

The NFL is often said to stand for Not For Long, and after a full-scale fan revolt, the New Orleans Saints announced around 1 a.m….


Sewerage & Water Board Hires New Executive Director After Rigorous Process of Asking Who Was Still Willing to Take The Job

Sewerage & Water Board Hires New Executive Director After Rigorous Process of Asking Who Was Still Willing to Take The Job

In what city officials are calling “a proud moment for settling,” the New Orleans Sewerage & Water Board has officially named a new executive director…


Mayor Cantrell Flies to Rome to Mourn Pope—Announces Bid to Become His Successor

Mayor Cantrell Flies to Rome to Mourn Pope—Announces Bid to Become His Successor

New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is once again making headlines after her office issued a press release—several hours after she had already left the country—announcing…


Man Demands Answers After Pet Crawfish ‘Snappy’ Vanishes, Blames Neighbor’s Gumbo

Man Demands Answers After Pet Crawfish ‘Snappy’ Vanishes

What began as a quiet Sunday in Gentilly took a sharp turn into a full-blown shellfish scandal after resident Earl Dufrene reported his beloved pet…


Team doctors first noticed a concerning limp in the Pelicans' strategy back in 2021. Initial attempts at treatment involved a heavy dose of "wait till next year" that ultimately proved only to prolong the inevitable.

Team Physician Mercifully Puts Down Pelicans After Years of Suffering

The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…


An alleged “Cajun lemur” rests in its enclosure. Zoo officials later confirmed it was actually a local man named Todd who wandered in after Frenchmen Street and just… stayed.

Audubon Zoo Discovers One Animal is Actually Just a Drunk Guy in a Costume

Audubon Zoo staff recently made an unexpected discovery that left them both confused and oddly impressed: one of their most talked-about animals—the elusive “Cajun Lemur”—was…


Desperate crawfish asks for public's help with missing persons cases

Desperate Crawfish Asks for Public’s Help with Missing Persons Cases

A desperate crawfish is asking the public for help to find several missing friends and family. Four days after every single friend, family member, and resident…


Crescent City Classic hopeful to begin training tomorrow for real this time

Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time

Vowing to start training for the upcoming Crescent City Classic probably as soon as tomorrow, Old Metairie resident Emily Haydee said she really, really means…


A pothole filled with water in the middle of a cracked street, with a human hand emerging from it, flipping the bird in frustration. New Study Finds 9 Out of 10 New Orleans Residents Have a Personal Vendetta Against a Specific Pothole

New Study Finds 9 Out of 10 New Orleanians Have a Personal Vendetta Against a Specific Pothole

A groundbreaking new study from Tulane University’s Department of Civic Trauma has confirmed what many New Orleanians have known for years: nearly every resident holds…


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