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  • July 20, 2022 | ​Entergy New Orleans ​named “Highest Rated Power Company” in city for 27th straight year
  • July 18, 2022 | TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes
  • July 14, 2022 | S&WB pump stands in front of mirror repeating “I Can Do This” as rainstorm targets New Orleans
  • July 2, 2022 | ‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
  • June 30, 2022 | 380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans
​Entergy​ ​named "Highest Rated Power Company" in New Orleans for 27th straight year

​Entergy New Orleans ​named “Highest Rated Power Company” in city for 27th straight year

For the 27th consecutive year, Entergy New Orleans is the top power company in New Orleans. The Association for Strategic Services and Hybrid Atomic Transference…

TSA rules against local emotional support animalGaetano Wanderlust

TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes


S&WB Pump Stands in Front of Mirror Repeating "I Can Do This" as Rainstorm Targets New Orleans652234

S&WB pump stands in front of mirror repeating “I Can Do This” as rainstorm targets New Orleans


Tsvetoslav Hristov

‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket


Shootings claim the lives of everyone in New-Orleans

380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans


Fringer Cat

Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink


Manfred Richter

Photo enforcement cameras to triple your donations to city on GiveNOLA Day


NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic

NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic


God withdraws Angels from New OrleansTim Mossholder

God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”


Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick's/Irish-Italian parades

Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick’s/Irish-Italian parades

An Atlanta transplant who moved to Metairie last September is suing Jefferson Parish, claiming he became addicted to cabbage after the parish recently hosted two weekends…


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