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  • June 25, 2026 | Experts Diagnose Tulane’s Charity Hospital Renderings with Early-Stage Optimism
  • June 18, 2026 | “West Bank is the Best Bank” Investigation Deemed Inconclusive
  • June 18, 2026 | Jefferson Parish Smart Meters Gain Consciousness, First Thought: “Let’s See What They’ll Pay”
  • June 11, 2026 | Louisiana Eliminates Brake Tags, Residents Shocked to Learn Some People Were Still Buying Them
  • June 5, 2026 | Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
Satirical image of two engineers inspecting Tulane's Charity Hospital redevelopment while diagnosing the renderings with "early-stage optimism" in New Orleans.

Experts Diagnose Tulane’s Charity Hospital Renderings with Early-Stage Optimism

Tulane University this week unveiled updated renderings for its planned $500 million redevelopment of Charity Hospital, with construction expected to begin this fall. Within hours,…


Crescent City Connection bridge in New Orleans over the Mississippi River.

“West Bank is the Best Bank” Investigation Deemed Inconclusive

After an exhaustive 18-month investigation involving traffic counts, seafood consumption, daiquiri density, bridge crossing reluctance, unsolicited opinions on Facebook, and approximately 7,200 “Yeah, but…” statements,…


An illustration of a wealthy, sentient smart water meter wearing a top hat, monocle, bow tie, and cigar while sitting inside an open underground utility box beside a residential street.

Jefferson Parish Smart Meters Gain Consciousness, First Thought: “Let’s See What They’ll Pay”

Jefferson Parish officials spent much of Wednesday’s council meeting addressing resident concerns about skyrocketing water bills and reassuring the public that their newly installed smart…


A partially peeled Louisiana brake tag curls away from a vehicle windshield as sunlight and clouds reflect across the glass.

Louisiana Eliminates Brake Tags, Residents Shocked to Learn Some People Were Still Buying Them

Louisiana has officially signed legislation eliminating traditional vehicle inspection stickers, replacing them with a $6 QR code beginning in 2027. The move was widely celebrated…


Hyperrealistic image of an enormous pothole in Uptown New Orleans filled with water, resembling a lake, surrounded by oak trees and neighborhood houses.

Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana

What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…


Concerned young man seated in a hospital corridor reflecting on medical test results as doctors and nurses converse in the background.

Mid-City Man Devastated to Learn His Reproductive Organs Are “Unremarkable” By Medical Community

A Mid-City man who underwent a CT scan for stomach issues says he was left quietly devastated after discovering the report described his reproductive organs…


Futuristic underground tunnel with blue lighting, water puddles, and visible flooding concerns in a satirical depiction of a proposed New Orleans transportation tunnel project.

Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets

City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…


Residents wait in line during the Jeff Landry recall petition drive as support grows across Louisiana.

Jeff Landry Recall Drive Sparks Rare Outbreak of Statewide Follow-Through

Political analysts across Louisiana are reportedly monitoring an unusual surge in statewide organization and civic participation as recall petition events targeting Governor Jeff Landry and…


Calendar date circled in red marker with “Sarah school concert 7 PM” handwritten beside several skeptical question marks

Lakeview Dad Holding Out Hope For Surprise Guests After Child’s School Concert Reveals Weak AF Lineup

A local father says he is still undecided on attending his daughter’s upcoming school concert after reviewing what he described as a “pretty weak AF…


A frustrated New Orleans Pelicans fan sits in the arena crowd with one hand raised in confusion.

Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed

The New Orleans Pelicans officially hired Jamahl Mosley as head coach, asking fans once again to place their faith in a long-term organizational process many…


Grainy nighttime image allegedly showing a distant K&B sign near the abandoned Six Flags site in New Orleans East

K&B, Believed Long Extinct, Allegedly Spotted Near Former Six Flags New Orleans

Demolition crews clearing the former Six Flags site in New Orleans East say they may have encountered a live K&B yesterday evening, marking what experts…


Extraterritorials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed

Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed

In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…


Gov. Jeff Landry stamps a stack of official papers in a government office, symbolizing a suspended recall petition.

Gov. Jeff Landry Suspends Recall Petition Before It Can Suspend Jeff Landry


Significant flooding reported across New Orleans after man allegedly drops water bottle on street

Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk


Woman in Jazz Fest bathroom line since 2014 hopes this is the year she gets to go

Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go


Angry New Orleans Saints fans protest outside the Caesars Superdome before the NFL Draft, giving thumbs down and holding anti-pick signs in a comic-style illustration.

Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie



Reporters hold microphones toward a Michael Myers mask being held outside New Orleans Police Department headquarters during a media scrum scene.

Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire


Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge

Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge


Close-up of a sad buck moth caterpillar with a tear on a tree branch in New Orleans, featured image about repeated failed hug attempts.

Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail


Judge’s gavel beside a plate of boiled crawfish with a visible straight-tailed crawfish following a Louisiana Supreme Court ruling

Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled



Local candidate greets parishioners outside New Orleans church ahead of upcoming election

Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election


Handwritten sign in a New Orleans pothole reading “It isn’t NOLA without potholes support your local pothole” on a residential street.

New Orleans Potholes Unionize, Call City’s Fill Plan “Unprecedented Overreach”


Animated 6-year-old child in a car seat talking excitedly during a car ride, gesturing mid-story in backseat.

Six-Year-Old Completes 22-Minute Car Ride Sentence on Single Breath


View from inside Artemis II spacecraft window showing Earth’s curved horizon and the Moon in space, with a small “Just Say N.O.” sticker placed beside the window frame inside the capsule.

Sources: NASA Prepared Artemis II Crew in New Orleans for “Realistic System Failures”



Jefferson Parish Councilman Scott Walker smiling in a suit with a small pot of gold in the background.

Scott Walker Abruptly Exits Parish President Race After Reportedly Pinpointing “Where Da Gold At,” Sources Say


Red playground ball floating in canal water in Metairie near New Orleans, urban drainage canal with algae, local Louisiana news image.

Ball in Metairie Canal Appears to Be Taking Things Day by Day


Crescent City Classic hopeful to begin training tomorrow for real this time

Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time


RTA bus in New Orleans with “YOU SURE?” displayed, as riders wait in line and a man lies in the street in front of the bus

New Orleans Residents Praise Public Transit as Gas Prices Rise, Confirm They Weren’t in a Hurry Anyway



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