Report: 750,000 King Cake Babies Abandoned Every Year
A new study has revealed a disturbing trend in New Orleans that shows king cake babies are being deserted by their parents in record numbers….
City Asks People to Stop Reserving Spots on Parade Routes with Body Outlines
If you thought left-out ladders on parade routes were an issue, that’s just the bottom rung. Looking to halt a yearly trend, the City of…
Louisiana National Guard Announces New “Beads Offshore – Ocean Barrier Sustainment” Program to Fight Coastal Erosion
The Louisiana National Guard Public Affairs Office announced today a new tradition for Mardi Gras. Similar to their successful ‘Christmas Tree Dump’ where the Guard…
Krewe of Parents Parade to Throw Tons of Crap They Want Out of The House
Promising to sling a record-setting amount of throws this Mardi Gras, members of Metairie’s Krewe of Parents have cleared their homes of a combined 436…
Latest Social Media Challenge Has People Swallowing, “Birthing” King Cake Babies
Lookout Tide Pods, there are dozens of new plastic kids on the block. The latest social media challenge sweeping the internet has people swallowing king…
I-10 Streetlight Repairs Briefly Paused After Drivers Report Seeing “Too Much”
New Orleans Mayor Helena Moreno and the City Council announced on February 3 that $2.8 million in fines collected from Entergy New Orleans will be…
Study Finds Average Louisianan Eats 8 King Cakes Per Year While Asleep
A newly released regional sleep study has confirmed that the average Louisianan unknowingly consumes approximately eight full king cakes per year while asleep, most commonly…
Uptown Woman Vows to Never Get out of Bed Again as Cold Front Hits New Orleans
Pulling the covers tighter and closer to her chin, Sara Shaw of Uptown says she has no plans to leave her warm bed ever again…
First Sidewalk Repaired Since Katrina Added to School Field Trip Rotation
The City of New Orleans confirmed today that the first sidewalk repaired since Hurricane Katrina has been officially added to the Orleans Parish School Board’s…
Study No One Asked For Concludes Honey is The “Best-Tasting” Vomit
A panel of food researchers in Marrero confirmed this week that honey has been ranked the best-tasting vomit, narrowly earning the top spot due to…
Cantrell Officially Hits Free Agency, City Signs Moreno With Limited Cap Space
The City of New Orleans confirmed Monday that Mayor LaToya Cantrell has officially hit free agency following the expiration of her contract, formally closing the…
New Food Pyramid Released During King Cake Season, Timing Described as “Bold”
Federal health officials this week released an updated version of the Food Pyramid aimed at encouraging Americans to reduce sugar intake and make healthier dietary…
National Guard Convoy Bound for New Orleans Delayed Indefinitely by Metairie Road Train Crossing
New Orleans Announces Pelicans Will Handle New Year’s Eve Ball Drop, Citing Extensive Experience
Man Who Vowed to Be Kinder This Holiday Season Reconsiders Near Lakeside Mall
Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
Mayor Cantrell Applies for Eligibility Waiver to Extend Tenure
Tulane Hires Surviving Highway Monkey as Offensive Coordinator
Audubon Animals Demand Answers After Realizing They, Too, Can No Longer Afford The Zoo
After Disappointing Year, Hurricanes Look to Regroup in Off-Season
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Scientists Now Freezing Saints and Pelicans Fans for Their Own Protection
Self-Driving Cars Boycott New Orleans Over Poor Street Conditions
Local PE Teacher Announces He Has Accepted LSU Head Coaching Job, LSU Totally Unaware
Congress Votes 427–1 to Release Epstein Files. Louisiana Rep Heroically Protects Nation from Too Much Clarity.
Louisiana Scores C- on Infrastructure without Greasing a Single Palm
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Making Every Louisiana School Mascot a Tiger
