Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…
Middle aged woman finally finds true love, set to marry bed
People spend their entire lives looking for a soul mate, searching near and far for “the one.” As fate would have it, one New Orleans…
Saints fans rehydrate from Boycott Bowl hangover by soaking up tears of Rams fans
New Orleans Saints fans took to social media and Internet message boards on Monday morning to soak up the tears of an entire Los Angeles…
Who Dat Nation issues apology to NFL, Roger Goodell for tanking Super Bowl ratings
The Who Dat Nation held a press conference today to address the role millions of Saints fans played in tanking the ratings for the exhilarating…
Locals strongly advised to gather verbal supplies for ‘Arctic Blast’ small talk
With a blast of arctic air enveloping most of south Louisiana with a likely freeze, New Orleans officials are strongly advising area residents to dig…
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