Neutral Ground News Wins Big at 23rd Annual Neutral Ground News Awards Banquet
For the 23rd consecutive year, Neutral Ground News has won the prestigious ‘Schiro Award for Journalism’ at the annual NGN Honor Awards banquet. The banquet…
Scientists Say Permanent Daylight Saving Time Will Give Louisianans 60 Extra Minutes to Be “On My Way”
Scientists say making Daylight Saving Time permanent will give Louisiana residents an extra hour of daylight to tell friends and family they’re “on the way”…
After Seeing New York Proposal, Jefferson Parish Man Does What He Can with What He’s Got
Less than 24 hours after watching footage of a couple get engaged atop New York City’s Empire State Building, Metairie residents Clay Neville and his…
Local Tupperware Container Enters 38th Straight Year Without Returning Home
A weathered plastic food container believed to have originated during the late 1980s officially entered its 38th straight year of shuttling leftovers between Louisiana households…
Experts Diagnose Tulane’s Charity Hospital Renderings with Early-Stage Optimism
Tulane University this week unveiled updated renderings for its planned $500 million redevelopment of Charity Hospital, with construction expected to begin this fall. Within hours,…
“West Bank is the Best Bank” Investigation Deemed Inconclusive
After an exhaustive 18-month investigation involving traffic counts, seafood consumption, daiquiri density, bridge crossing reluctance, unsolicited opinions on Facebook, and approximately 7,200 “Yeah, but…” statements,…
Jefferson Parish Smart Meters Gain Consciousness, First Thought: “Let’s See What They’ll Pay”
Jefferson Parish officials spent much of Wednesday’s council meeting addressing resident concerns about skyrocketing water bills and reassuring the public that their newly installed smart…
Louisiana Eliminates Brake Tags, Residents Shocked to Learn Some People Were Still Buying Them
Louisiana has officially signed legislation eliminating traditional vehicle inspection stickers, replacing them with a $6 QR code beginning in 2027. The move was widely celebrated…
Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…
Mid-City Man Devastated to Learn His Reproductive Organs Are “Unremarkable” By Medical Community
A Mid-City man who underwent a CT scan for stomach issues says he was left quietly devastated after discovering the report described his reproductive organs…
Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets
City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…
Jeff Landry Recall Drive Sparks Rare Outbreak of Statewide Follow-Through
Political analysts across Louisiana are reportedly monitoring an unusual surge in statewide organization and civic participation as recall petition events targeting Governor Jeff Landry and…
Lakeview Dad Holding Out Hope For Surprise Guests After Child’s School Concert Reveals Weak AF Lineup
Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed
K&B, Believed Long Extinct, Allegedly Spotted Near Former Six Flags New Orleans
Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
Gov. Jeff Landry Suspends Recall Petition Before It Can Suspend Jeff Landry
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go
Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie
Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
