Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
Gov. Jeff Landry Suspends Recall Petition Before It Can Suspend Jeff Landry
Gov. Jeff Landry reportedly moved swiftly today to suspend a statewide recall petition against him before the recall petition itself could potentially suspend Gov. Jeff Landry….
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Widespread flooding was reported across New Orleans today after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle during a routine walk, overwhelming the…
Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go
Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest, but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…
Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie
The NFL Draft has not begun, but Saints fans across the Gulf South have already reached a passionate consensus regarding the team’s first-round selection: unacceptable….
Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire
Days after an Uptown Michael Myers mannequin reportedly remained motionless while absorbing heavy gunfire during an attempted vehicle burglary, sources say the figure is now…
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating. There’s a new adrenaline challenge for people with nothing left to lose. It’s called Boomer Roulette,…
Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
A Uptown buck moth caterpillar says it is “just looking for someone to spend a little time with” after a series of encounters with residents…
Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled
In a sweeping decision expected to reshape backyard boils across the state, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Thursday that straight-tailed crawfish must be treated “no…
Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election
Parishioners at St. Anthony’s were treated to a rare and highly visible appearance Sunday as a local candidate in an upcoming election made his return…
New Orleans Potholes Unionize, Call City’s Fill Plan “Unprecedented Overreach”
Potholes across New Orleans announced today they have formally unionized, calling the city’s plan to fill 1,500 per week an “unprecedented overreach” that threatens their…
Six-Year-Old Completes 22-Minute Car Ride Sentence on Single Breath
Uptown parents Jason and Marissa Landry confirmed their 6-year-old son, Caleb, appeared to complete a full 22-minute car ride sentence Friday without taking a noticeable…
Sources: NASA Prepared Artemis II Crew in New Orleans for “Realistic System Failures”
Scott Walker Abruptly Exits Parish President Race After Reportedly Pinpointing “Where Da Gold At,” Sources Say
Ball in Metairie Canal Appears to Be Taking Things Day by Day
Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time
New Orleans Residents Praise Public Transit as Gas Prices Rise, Confirm They Weren’t in a Hurry Anyway
Louisiana Officials Praise TSA Lines as Effective Resident Retention Tool
Louisiana Lawmakers Consider “S*x Tax” After Income Tax Repeal Stalls
SWBNO Launches Internal Review After Shockingly Learning Delays Can Be Measured in Hours
Sewerage & Water Board Unveils 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities Amid Water Main Breaks
NOPD Investigating Mugging of Beloved Daylight-Saving Time
Louisiana Residents Unsure How Recent Earthquake Fits into Existing Disaster Rotation
Actor Shia LaBeouf Allegedly Seen Walking in New Orleans
Small Cluster of Mardi Gras Throws Relieved to Avoid Ash Wednesday Sweep
Man Who Hasn’t Been to Church in Two Months Attends Ash Wednesday Mass to Maintain Catholic Accreditation
Local Church Offers Fun “Ash Animal” Designs to Spur Ash Wednesday Attendance
