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  • April 22, 2026 | Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire
  • April 21, 2026 | Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
  • April 20, 2026 | Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
  • April 17, 2026 | Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled
  • April 16, 2026 | Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election
Reporters hold microphones toward a Michael Myers mask being held outside New Orleans Police Department headquarters during a media scrum scene.

Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire

Days after an Uptown Michael Myers mannequin reportedly remained motionless while absorbing heavy gunfire during an attempted vehicle burglary, sources say the figure is now…


Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge

Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge

Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating. There’s a new adrenaline challenge for people with nothing left to lose. It’s called Boomer Roulette,…


Close-up of a sad buck moth caterpillar with a tear on a tree branch in New Orleans, featured image about repeated failed hug attempts.

Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail

A Uptown buck moth caterpillar says it is “just looking for someone to spend a little time with” after a series of encounters with residents…


Judge’s gavel beside a plate of boiled crawfish with a visible straight-tailed crawfish following a Louisiana Supreme Court ruling

Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled

In a sweeping decision expected to reshape backyard boils across the state, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Thursday that straight-tailed crawfish must be treated “no…


Local candidate greets parishioners outside New Orleans church ahead of upcoming election

Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election

Parishioners at St. Anthony’s were treated to a rare and highly visible appearance Sunday as a local candidate in an upcoming election made his return…


Handwritten sign in a New Orleans pothole reading “It isn’t NOLA without potholes support your local pothole” on a residential street.

New Orleans Potholes Unionize, Call City’s Fill Plan “Unprecedented Overreach”

Potholes across New Orleans announced today they have formally unionized, calling the city’s plan to fill 1,500 per week an “unprecedented overreach” that threatens their…


Animated 6-year-old child in a car seat talking excitedly during a car ride, gesturing mid-story in backseat.

Six-Year-Old Completes 22-Minute Car Ride Sentence on Single Breath

Uptown parents Jason and Marissa Landry confirmed their 6-year-old son, Caleb, appeared to complete a full 22-minute car ride sentence Friday without taking a noticeable…


View from inside Artemis II spacecraft window showing Earth’s curved horizon and the Moon in space, with a small “Just Say N.O.” sticker placed beside the window frame inside the capsule.

Sources: NASA Prepared Artemis II Crew in New Orleans for “Realistic System Failures”

Following early in-flight issues aboard NASA’s Artemis II mission, including minor communication lapses, a blinking fault light on the onboard toilet, and email disruptions, sources…


Jefferson Parish Councilman Scott Walker smiling in a suit with a small pot of gold in the background.

Scott Walker Abruptly Exits Parish President Race After Reportedly Pinpointing “Where Da Gold At,” Sources Say

Jefferson Parish Councilman Scott Walker has abruptly exited the 2027 parish president race after what sources describe as a recent and meaningful breakthrough regarding the…


Red playground ball floating in canal water in Metairie near New Orleans, urban drainage canal with algae, local Louisiana news image.

Ball in Metairie Canal Appears to Be Taking Things Day by Day

A scuffed red playground ball currently floating in a Metairie canal appears to be taking things day by day, with no clear indication of long-term…


Crescent City Classic hopeful to begin training tomorrow for real this time

Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time

Vowing to start training for the upcoming Crescent City Classic probably as soon as tomorrow, Old Metairie resident Emily Haydee said she really, really means…


RTA bus in New Orleans with “YOU SURE?” displayed, as riders wait in line and a man lies in the street in front of the bus

New Orleans Residents Praise Public Transit as Gas Prices Rise, Confirm They Weren’t in a Hurry Anyway

As gas prices continue to climb, many New Orleans residents say they’re grateful to have access to the city’s public transportation system, which offers a…


Crowded TSA security line at New Orleans airport beneath a sign reading “Louisiana Appreciation Line,” with additional signs promoting staying in Louisiana as travelers wait with luggage

Louisiana Officials Praise TSA Lines as Effective Resident Retention Tool


Louisiana lawmaker speaking at the senate podium holding a censored pink object during debate over a proposed Sx activity tax.

Louisiana Lawmakers Consider “S*x Tax” After Income Tax Repeal Stalls


Sewerage and Water Board representative photographing a TSA sign showing a two hour wait time at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport while studying the delay.

SWBNO Launches Internal Review After Shockingly Learning Delays Can Be Measured in Hours


Construction workers stand waist deep in muddy floodwater near a yellow excavator during a New Orleans water main break.

Sewerage & Water Board Unveils 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities Amid Water Main Breaks



NOPD Investigating Mugging of Beloved Daylight-Saving Time


Map of Louisiana showing a 4.9 magnitude earthquake epicenter in northwestern Louisiana near Shreveport with red concentric rings

Louisiana Residents Unsure How Recent Earthquake Fits into Existing Disaster Rotation


Actor Shia LaBeouf walking along a New Orleans street in casual clothes.

Actor Shia LaBeouf Allegedly Seen Walking in New Orleans


Close-up of Mardi Gras throws hidden in a bush along a muddy New Orleans neutral ground beside streetcar tracks, with the items mosaic-blurred for anonymity.

Small Cluster of Mardi Gras Throws Relieved to Avoid Ash Wednesday Sweep



Bald man with multiple ash check marks on his forehead standing in front of St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans on Ash Wednesday, sunlight behind him in an editorial-style portrait.

Man Who Hasn’t Been to Church in Two Months Attends Ash Wednesday Mass to Maintain Catholic Accreditation


Local church offers fun “ash animal” designs to spur Ash Wednesday attendance - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Local Church Offers Fun “Ash Animal” Designs to Spur Ash Wednesday Attendance


Exhausted suburban parents sitting on a curb in front of an overfilled garage and cluttered driveway packed with toys, boxes, and household items in Metairie.

Krewe of Parents Parade Postponed as Kids Replace All Cleared Crap


Close-up of a pink plastic king cake baby resting on white icing covered in purple, green, and gold sugar sprinkles.

Report: 750,000 King Cake Babies Abandoned Every Year



City Hall asks people to stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines

City Asks People to Stop Reserving Spots on Parade Routes with Body Outlines


Louisiana National Guard announces new “Beads Offshore – Ocean Barrier Sustainment” program to fight coastal erosion

Louisiana National Guard Announces New “Beads Offshore – Ocean Barrier Sustainment” Program to Fight Coastal Erosion


Krewe of Parents parade to throw tons of crap they want out of the house in New Orleans Mardi Gras

Krewe of Parents Parade to Throw Tons of Crap They Want Out of The House


Latest social media challenge has people swallowing, "birthing" king cake babies

Latest Social Media Challenge Has People Swallowing, “Birthing” King Cake Babies



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