New Orleans installs parking meter cameras, tickets cars in underground Mid-City canal
Moving at a speed not seen since the City Council approved pay raises that doubled their salaries, New Orleans announced today it has installed hundreds…
City’s panhandling birds told to get a job
Saying he can no longer stand rampant panhandling he sees across the city every day, local Scott Stephens is calling on city leaders to address…
Controversial new law would allow businesses to deny service to left-handed individuals
Business owners in Louisiana would have the right to turn left-handed customers away because of religious beliefs under a new bill scheduled to be introduced…
Report: Drew Brees’ throwing arm to retire at season’s end
The golden arm of Saints quarterback Drew Brees may be retiring from the NFL sooner than expected. According to a new report by BSPN, the…
God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
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Odds & Ends
Baltimore’s deputy police commissioner, brought in from NOLA, congratulated by mugger on newest position
Gayle Benson may not be the “owner” of the Pelicans for much longer
Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: “Go-Cup” is legit
Louisiana gonna Louisiana: Legislators pass shit without reading it, canceling “tax-free weekend”
Woman shoots ex-husband in balls after he tried to take her air conditioner
Times-Picayune reassures ignorant locals of Mitch Landrieu’s greatness
Super Mayor Mitch Landrieu saves New Orleans, named one of ‘The World’s 50 Greatest Leaders’ by Fortune
