As-It-Happens News Alerts

Welcome, fwend!

You can now be part of an elite club of people who know what’s up before everyone else — kind of like being a part of the conspiracy. Which conspiracy? The awesome one. How? All you have to do is signup below.

Once you do that you will receive as-it-happens news alerts each time a new article is published on, giving you first access to the information before everyone else aka peasants.