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A man in futuristic clothing stands outside the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans holding a glowing sign that reads, “If you want civilization to survive, turn off the games,” surrounded by faint blue energy as cars pass by.

Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans

A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…

A melting clock draped over a strap floats in front of the Louisiana state flag at sunset, symbolizing the state’s distorted sense of time and progress.

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Daylight Saving Ends, Louisiana Re-enters Standard Time and Substandard Everything Else

Tiger wearing a graduation cap sitting at a school desk in front of a purple and gold tiger-stripe background, representing LSU academics.

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Trump Discusses Sending Troops to New Orleans, Government Shutdown: “No one else can turn the government on like I can”

Outgoing New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell wearing oversized, rhinestone-studded sunglasses while speaking at a microphone, appearing confident and self-assured during a budget discussion.

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Outgoing Mayor Cantrell Proposes Budget Fix for City of New Orleans Through Reality Show Deal

A single black and white athletic shoe lies abandoned on the shoulder of I-10 near the Elysian Fields Avenue exit in New Orleans, highlighting the odd phenomenon of lone shoes left on highways.

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Unaccompanied Shoe Observed on I-610 Shoulder

Hyper-realistic photo of a massive international climate change conference hall in chaos, with delegates running, papers flying, smoke and alarms, and broken graphs on large projection screens.

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Global Climate Efforts Collapse without New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s Guidance

Radioactive shrimp drinking beer on Bourbon Street in New Orleans at night, with crowds of people and neon lights in the background.

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Radioactive Shrimp Served on Bourbon

A radioactive Walmart shrimp allegedly linked to the recent recall was seen late Friday on Bourbon Street, reportedly glowing, hammered, and attempting to pick a…

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