New Orleans Saints Sign Killer Free Agent to Bolster Defense
The New Orleans Saints announced today it has agreed to a six-year contract with big-play pass rusher Jason Voorhees, a shocking twist to the NFL’s…
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With Jim Henderson retiring the future of his Muppets remains uncertain
Legendary New Orleans Saints play-by-play broadcaster Jim Henderson is calling it a career after 31 years behind the microphone. But will his Muppets be tagging along? Henderson,…
Saints fans celebrate as Eagles NFCCG win ends constant replay of the “Williams whiff”
New Orleans Saints fans poured onto the streets Sunday night to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles 38-7 win over the Minnesota Vikings that clinched the Eagles’…
Pittsburgh Steelers, still in locker room long over 24 hours, hoping someone tells them when national anthem is over
Pacing back and forth after waiting in the locker room for long over 24 hours, players for the NFL’s Pittsburgh Steelers are hoping someone will…
Pravda Cakes? Russian hackers reportedly behind Zephyrs name change to Baby Cakes
If you thought renaming the New Orleans Zephyrs as the ‘Baby Cakes’ was the dumbest idea since fat-free beignets, you’re not alone. And, now, you…
Saints, Patriots finalize cooks for butler deal
A highly discussed NFL trade involving frequent partners the New England Patriots and New Orleans Saints is finally complete. The Patriots’ underrated butler, Barnaby Pennywhistle,…
Pelicans GM Demps finalizes deal for team to land all-star DeMarcus Cousins
Calling it one hell of a deal, shocked league executives across the NBA are praising New Orleans Pelicans embattled general manager Dell Demps for…
New Orleans Pelicans pray for equality as NBA All-Star Game comes to town
As the Crescent City gears up to host the NBA’s All-Star Game this weekend, top executives from the New Orleans Pelicans are worried the “Equality”…
City of New Orleans to host Super Bowl parade for Atlanta Falcons
Offering immediate assistance after the Super Bowl to celebration starved Atlanta, Mayor Mitch Landrieu announced today that New Orleans will host a Super Bowl parade…
Locals protest Zephyrs name change to Baby Cakes by vowing to continue to not attend games
Vowing to never step foot inside the “Shrine on Airline” for another baseball game that includes the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs,…