Tulane Hires Surviving Highway Monkey as Offensive Coordinator
The Tulane Green Wave made another bold move this morning, announcing that the lone surviving monkey from October’s highway crash has officially been hired as…
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While Who Dats argue over whether Spencer Rattler or Tyler Shough should be the Saints’ starter this season, the man making the call seems to…