Locals Gear Up to Ignore Another New Orleans Pelicans Season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, New Orleans residents are once again making the necessary preparations to completely ignore another season of Pelicans basketball….
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Scientists Now Freezing Saints and Pelicans Fans for Their Own Protection
Scientists confirmed today that a new program is underway to extract and cryogenically store the full “fan essence” of Saints and Pelicans supporters, a process…