Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed
The New Orleans Pelicans officially hired Jamahl Mosley as head coach, asking fans once again to place their faith in a long-term organizational process many…
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Scientists Now Freezing Saints and Pelicans Fans for Their Own Protection
Local PE Teacher Announces He Has Accepted LSU Head Coaching Job, LSU Totally Unaware
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Making Every Louisiana School Mascot a Tiger
Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
Brian Kelly Posts Biggest Win of the Season, Scores $20 Million
Locals Gear Up to Ignore Another New Orleans Pelicans Season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore another season of New Orleans Pelicans basketball. “Uh, again?” said Mid-City…