Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…
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Who Dat Nation issues apology to NFL, Roger Goodell for tanking Super Bowl ratings
The Who Dat Nation held a press conference today to address the role millions of Saints fans played in tanking the ratings for the exhilarating…
Saints fans rehydrate from Boycott Bowl hangover by soaking up tears of Rams fans
New Orleans Saints fans took to social media and Internet message boards on Monday morning to soak up the tears of an entire Los Angeles…
CDC reports debilitating condition spreading across Atlanta, reminiscent of 2009 outbreak
The Centers for Disease Control is investigating a debilitating condition that is quickly spreading across the Atlanta metropolitan area. State hospitals have reported more than…
Reasons why the Saints will win Super Bowl LIII: No. 9 won’t really surprise you but you should read this anyway
The New Orleans Saints are absolutely going to win Super Bowl LIII at Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium in 2019. How do we at Neutral Ground News, the…
New evidence reveals “sideline man” in Saints-Cowboys part of deeper conspiracy
After scouring every Saints forum across the web, Neutral Ground News has learned that the conspiracy involving last week’s Saints-Cowboys game goes much, much deeper than originally thought.
Blank’s check: Falcons expected to inquire about Saints coach Sean Payton
The New Orleans Saints have enjoyed tremendous success over the last two seasons and, now, one team that has had an up close and personal view…
New Orleans Saints fanatic arrested for trespassing on training facility
A New Orleans Saints fan claiming to be a member of the team was arrested today after police said he repeatedly trespassed on the Saints…
Former Pee Wee football star reveals to Saints staff how to beat Falcons
Just before the New Orleans Saints host the Atlanta Falcons in a pivotal NFC South matchup, the boys in black and gold received an early…
New Orleans Saints very, very carefully introduce newly signed Brandon Marshall
Free agent wide receiver Brandon Marshall is now a Saint. Ever since news came that the New Orleans Saints were able to return an injured…