Neutral Ground News is an online satirical news and entertainment publication that focuses primarily on the people, places and things in the city of New Orleans and surrounding areas… when the meds kick in. This website reports heavily-biased and agenda-based New Orleans news and is targeted toward an immature audience. It is not intended for readers under 18 years of age nor those who are dead on the inside.
Neutral Ground News is staffed by individuals who may or may not have been dropped on their heads as babies or inadvertently snort pure beignet powder in their spare time. Either way, our writers possess a unique outlook on the world — often one that does not align with reality and which some readers may find amusing-ish.
The Typing Monkeys
Marky Mark Twain
Monkey on a Stick
Samuel Son of Swill
Neutral Ground News is comprised of individual posts, some taken from or inspired by real news events but the stories are almost entirely works of complete fiction. This site is a source of parody, satire, and humor and is for entertainment purposes only. The primary focus is New Orleans news, though it may also include Louisiana news, regional news, national news, and/or international news.
Neutral Ground News may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All articles contained within NeutralGroundNews.com are fiction and presumably fake news. Names used in Neutral Ground News stories, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is coincidental, unintentional, and accidental.
Any event described in Neutral Ground News that actually comes to pass should also be considered coincidental, unintentional, and accidental. This website is not a source of facts or real information.
The content of Neutral Ground News is of a mature nature and is intended for a sophisticated, discerning audience age 18 and over.
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