Kenner man who didn’t forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020
Forget Coronavirus. Forget political and racial divides. The cause of the absolute sh*tshow that has been 2020 has been positively identified. A man who neglected…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Louisiana officials advise public to start preparing now for 4 a.m. weather alert texts
Louisiana officials are actively monitoring the development of weather alert texts they say will begin affecting the state as soon as Thursday morning when Hurricane…
Presidential election poll finds New Orleans vastly favor Construction Cones as candidate of choice
With just weeks until the presidential election, a new poll of New Orleans citizens shows voters overwhelmingly prefer a local candidate as the next leader…
Tulane breaks school’s all-time attendance record for a football game versus Navy
Football is back and better than ever. Tulane University today announced that, despite COVID-19 and city restrictions, the school broke its all-time attendance record for…
New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
BREAKING: High-tech solution will allow NFL to play a full season of gaming in front of fans
No need to make an audible on your plans this fall, NFL fans. While several college conferences and the Canadian Football League have canceled their…
Sewerage & Water Board Develops Comprehensive 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
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Prayer in school up 310,691% nationwide over this time last year
Sweating puddles of assumedly uninfected perspiration as they begin returning to campuses across the nation, teachers, staff, and students are praying more frequently and more…
State officials plead with Louisianans to stop trying to find ways to cook suspicious seeds
Louisiana officials are begging citizens across the state to please, please stop trying to find ways to use suspicious seeds turning up in mailboxes for…
Survey: 76% of New Orleanians Against Whatever It Is
In a recent survey, seventy-six percent of New Orleanians were found to be against whatever it is. Absolutely none of the respondents cared to know…