Sewerage & Water Board suspends giant construction cone for “working too hard”
Acting at a speed never previously witnessed by New Orleanians, the Sewerage & Water Board announced today it has suspended a newly popular giant construction…
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COVID-sniffing alligator blockades form at Louisiana border against ‘maskless Mississippians’
The number of maskless Mississippians is increasing and causing fear for others. The longtime relationship between the backend states of Mississippi and Louisiana has traditionally…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months
Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…
BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season
The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…
Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” app
Facing a Mardi Gras unlike any other in city history, New Orleanians are finding creative ways to keep Carnival traditions alive. While you may not…
Kenner man who didn’t forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020
Forget Coronavirus. Forget political and racial divides. The cause of the absolute sh*tshow that has been 2020 has been positively identified. A man who neglected…
Louisiana officials advise public to start preparing now for 4 a.m. weather alert texts
Louisiana officials are actively monitoring the development of weather alert texts they say will begin affecting the state as soon as Thursday morning when Hurricane…
Dr. Morgus, New Orleans scientist who claimed to have cure for COVID-19, dies mysteriously
A cure found and a life lost. When premier New Orleans doctor-scientist Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, also known as ‘Morgus the Magnificent,’ passed away at…
Prayer in school up 310,691% nationwide over this time last year
Sweating puddles of assumedly uninfected perspiration as they begin returning to campuses across the nation, teachers, staff, and students are praying more frequently and more…