Locals strongly advised to stock up on verbal supplies for ‘Arctic Blast’ small talk
With a blast of arctic air enveloping most of south Louisiana and a pipe-bursting freeze on the way, New Orleans officials are strongly advising area…
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Assume all ‘firecracker sounds’ is gunfire says New Orleans’ new crime fighting campaign
In step with New Year’s Eve arriving, New Orleans is launching a new “Capping Crime” campaign for reducing the number of victims, especially from gunshots….
Middle-aged woman finally finds true love, set to marry bed
People spend their entire lives looking for a soul mate, searching near and far for “the one.” As fate would have it, one New Orleans…
Hackers Declare Louisiana Has Suffered Enough, Will Send Aid
In a shocking turn of events, the hackers responsible for the recent MOVEit data breach have decided to take a rather unconventional approach. Instead of…
Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Unruly tourist arrested at Rocky & Carlo’s in Chalmette after ordering ‘a’ baked macaroni
An unruly tourist was arrested and charged with assault and petty theft after an altercation yesterday at Rocky & Carlo’s, a popular restaurant located in…
Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick’s/Irish-Italian parades 🥬👀
An Atlanta transplant who moved to Metairie last September is suing Jefferson Parish, claiming he became addicted to cabbage after the parish recently hosted two weekends…
‘911’ in Orleans Parish Set to Become Self-Serve Next Year
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell today announced a major change to the city’s emergency response system that’s being hailed as the next step to further…
Couple caught in toothpaste standoff confident they can squeeze at least another month out of tube
In an unshocking story, a local couple is caught in a months-long standoff — locked in a battle of wills over a nearly-empty tube of…
Mayor Cantrell to Be Awarded ‘Ornithologist of The Year’ By Local Birdwatching Club
The New Orleans Birdwatching Society (NO-BS) today announced the Society is awarding New Orleans Mayor Latoya Cantrell their prestigious ‘Ornithologist of The Year’ award after…