‘911’ in Orleans Parish Set to Become Self-Serve Next Year
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell today announced a major change to the city’s emergency response system that’s being hailed as the next step to further…
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Couple caught in toothpaste standoff confident they can squeeze at least another month out of tube
In an unshocking story, a local couple is caught in a months-long standoff — locked in a battle of wills over a nearly-empty tube of…
Mayor Cantrell to Be Awarded ‘Ornithologist of The Year’ By Local Birdwatching Club
The New Orleans Birdwatching Society (NO-BS) today announced the Society is awarding New Orleans Mayor Latoya Cantrell their prestigious ‘Ornithologist of The Year’ award after…
City’s mosquito trucks to tackle crime with marijuana smoke
With crime on the rise and the city scrambling for answers, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell reportedly has developed an out-of-the-box plan using marijuana smoke…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Saints fans start petition to change the name of Champions Square
A group of New Orleans Saints fans is circulating a petition to change the name of Champions Square. Champions Square, located adjacent to the Caesars…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,211th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Monday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,211th consecutive…
Night Out Against Crime in New Orleans starts off with a bang, bang, bang
New Orleans hosted its annual National Night Out Against Crime event last night with food, fun, prizes, music, and gunshots for the whole family. At…
Beloved Louisiana weatherman dies in freak “spaghetti” accident
Long-time Louisiana weatherman Jay Roberts was accidentally strangled to death today after he got caught in the 10:00 am ‘spaghetti model’ forecast for Hurricane Ian…
NOPD Response Time So Sluggish Bank Robbers Become Multi-Millionaires After Re-investing Money with Same Bank
It’s said crime doesn’t pay — that is, unless you’re in New Orleans. Bank robbers who held up a local financial institution are rolling in…