Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
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Saints fans start petition to change the name of Champions Square
A group of New Orleans Saints fans is circulating a petition to change the name of Champions Square. Champions Square, located adjacent to the Caesars…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,211th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Monday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,211th consecutive…
Night Out Against Crime in New Orleans starts off with a bang, bang, bang
New Orleans hosted its annual National Night Out Against Crime event last night with food, fun, prizes, music, and gunshots for the whole family. At…
Beloved Louisiana weatherman dies in freak “spaghetti” accident
Long-time Louisiana weatherman Jay Roberts was accidentally strangled to death today after he got caught in the 10:00 am ‘spaghetti model’ forecast for Hurricane Ian…
NOPD response time so sluggish bank robbers become multi-millionaires after re-investing money with same bank
It’s said crime doesn’t pay — that is, unless you’re in New Orleans. Bank robbers who held up a local financial institution are rolling in…
North Korea targets New Orleans for donation of foreign aid
Taking a pause from the continuous rhetoric of nuclear threats, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un announced today his country will immediately be sending “as much…
380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans
The FBI is investigating a number of shootings across the city overnight that left everyone in New Orleans dead, raising concern that violence in the city…
Amazon trucks rolling during Mardi Gras with “Krewe of Packages”
With the recent ‘Krewe of House Floats’ concept not getting much traction after being called the “worst parade ever,” Amazon has “floated” an idea it…
Krewe of House Floats “the worst parade ever” as man complains of constant breakdowns
Hey, mister, throw it into high gear. Fed up with constant breakdowns and long wait times between floats, Garden District resident Richard “Dick” Nieto said…