North Korea targets New Orleans for donation of foreign aid
Taking a pause from the continuous rhetoric of nuclear threats, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un announced today his country will immediately be sending “as much…
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380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans
The FBI is investigating a number of shootings across the city overnight that left everyone in New Orleans dead, raising concern that violence in the city…
Amazon trucks rolling during Mardi Gras with “Krewe of Packages”
With the recent ‘Krewe of House Floats’ concept not getting much traction after being called the “worst parade ever,” Amazon has “floated” an idea it…
Krewe of House Floats “the worst parade ever” as man complains of constant breakdowns
Hey, mister, throw it into high gear. Fed up with constant breakdowns and long wait times between floats, Garden District resident Richard “Dick” Nieto said…
New Orleans launches radical paintball program to reduce murder
In an unusual move with a goal to further help curb skyrocketing crime and murder rates in New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s office in collaboration…
Mayor Cantrell proposes bold initiative to stop rampant carjackings in New Orleans by redefining “crime”
Mayor LaToya Cantrell, in partnership with the City Council, today took a bold step to stop the high incidence of armed robbery carjacking crimes in…
Metairie Cemetery to close, quarantine residents due to COVID-19 Omicron Variant
Officials with Metairie Cemetery, one of the most well-known “Cities of the Dead” in New Orleans, announced today the community will be closed “until further…
That’s a wrap: Mayor Cantrell cancels Christmas in New Orleans until she gives the green and red lights
You can pout, you can cry, you can shout, but you will comply. Christmas in New Orleans is canceled. Santa Claus will have to cool…
Sewerage & Water Board opens ‘Construxmas’ barrel lots as nationwide Christmas tree shortage hits
New Orleanians worried they won’t be able to get a Christmas tree this holiday season because of a nationwide shortage with highly inflated costs are…
City of New Orleans Allows Residents Privilege of Disposing of Own Garbage
The City of New Orleans will now allow residents the privilege of hauling their own rotting household garbage to the dump in lieu of already…