Broken up streets in Canal Street project already better than 98% of city’s roads
Charged with finding the latest way to make locals bitch and complain, the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority has shut down the busy intersection at…
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Welcome to New Orleans. Now say “Aahh…”
If you are coming to Crescent City for a visit, you better open your mouth first. Starting next month, any visitors arriving at Louis Armstrong…
God to withdraw guardian angels from New Orleans due to “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Cox announces upgrades for New Orleans that will triple billing speeds
Aside from the announcement to limit data for home internet users in Louisiana, Cox Communications has also revealed plans for a major system upgrade in…
New Orleans earns #1 spot on list of top cities for criminals to work
Despite recent news calling Louisiana’s economy the second worst in the nation, the workers in one industry are living large. New Orleans is the nation’s…
Lakefront ad campaign wants young people to come back and come often
The Orleans Parish Levee Board has launched a new advertising campaign to help recapture the Lakefront’s former reputation as a hot-spot for the City’s young…
New Orleans criminals demand overtime pay for “exhaustive” work
New Orleans criminals across the metro area are gearing up to march on City Hall in a labor dispute. After clocking significant overtime the past…
Report: Sphincters tighten 93% wherever Fox 8 investigative reporter Lee Zurik goes
Completing an exhaustive five-year study, doctors now say there is a direct connection between the human sphincter tightening and that of WVUE Fox 8’s investigative…
Crime surpasses tourism as #1 industry in New Orleans
Crime in New Orleans is booming, experts say, and now it has jumped Tourism as the city’s top industry. According to a report released today…
British Airways clarifies new nonstop flight from London to New Orleans literally not stopping in Crescent City
Pumping the brakes on an announcement gleefully made earlier today by local business and tourism leaders, British Airways late this afternoon released a statement clarifying…