New Orleans Named #1 Most Romantic City to Contract a Disease
The Crescent City, already known as the “Paris of the South” for its incredibly amorous atmosphere, has added yet another loving accolade to its extensive…
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New Orleans saves crumbling Hard Rock Hotel with protected “historic pile” designation
In a stunning ruling that will permanently impact traffic – and property values – in the French Quarter and the surrounding CBD, the Vieux Carré…
God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’
After January 1st, Entergy will require all new applicants for a utility account in Orleans Parish to appear in person at any of its offices…
Cox announces upgrades for New Orleans that will triple billing speeds
Aside from the announcement to limit data for home internet users in Louisiana, Cox Communications has also revealed plans for a major system upgrade in…
Spirit Halloween now open in carcasses of stores that didn’t make it
Spirit Halloween, an annual pop-up store for Halloween costumes, accessories, decorations, and groups of bored teenagers who will annoy the ever-living crap out of you,…
Fashion brand commemorates hurricane with “Katrina Tears” fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance brand LeConnard is commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a new fragrance made from the tears of New Orleans citizens….
Sewerage and Water Board creates 16 new positions to spread out future blame
In the wake of New Orleans experiencing yet another flash flooding that overwhelmed much of the area just after debris, cars, and parking meters were…
TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has started a crackdown on the profusion of so-called ‘emotional support animals’ that passengers are bringing on commercial aircraft. Besides…
Louisiana to open inmate-run restaurant “Felons” in Lakeview as part of prison reform efforts
Up is down, left is right, black is white — Louisiana is no longer leading the nation in imprisonment rate — thanks to prison reform…