God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
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Entergy New Orleans named “Highest Rated Power Company” in city for 27th straight year
For the 27th consecutive year, Entergy New Orleans is the top power company in New Orleans. The Association for Strategic Services and Hybrid Atomic Transference…
TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has started a crackdown on the profusion of so-called ‘emotional support animals’ that passengers are bringing on commercial aircraft. Besides…
Amazon trucks rolling during Mardi Gras with “Krewe of Packages”
With the recent ‘Krewe of House Floats’ concept not getting much traction after being called the “worst parade ever,” Amazon has “floated” an idea it…
Crime surpasses tourism as #1 industry in New Orleans
Crime in New Orleans is booming, experts say, and now it has jumped Tourism as the city’s top industry. According to a report released today…
New Orleans earns #1 spot on list of top cities for criminals to work
Despite Louisiana’s economy being labeled the third-worst in the nation, workers in one industry are living large. New Orleans is the nation’s top spot for…
Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months
Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…
Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts
Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…
Dixie Beer changes name to “The Beer Brewing Company”, Unveils “Socially Conscious” Brews
The brewers and owners of Dixie Beer announced today that they have settled on a new name for the iconic New Orleans brew. Owner Gayle…
Naughty N’Awlins 2020 convention swings to monogamy amid pandemic
Stunning swingers without the use of a bedroom device for a change, organizers of Naughty N’Awlins convention, which hails itself as the “most popular lifestyle…