Mayor Cantrell Heads to NYC for an Event So Exclusive, It May Not Exist
In her continued quest to boldly govern from anywhere but New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has once again taken flight — this time jetting off…
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Gov. Landry Cancels Coastal Protection, Declares “Let the Free Market Decide What Stays Above Water”
In a decision described by critics as “the legislative equivalent of pouring water on a drowning man,” Governor Jeff Landry has officially canceled Louisiana’s largest-ever…
S&WB Pump Stands in front of Mirror Repeating “I Can Do This” as Rainstorm Targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans drainage pump…
Giant Cone Declines 2025 New Orleans Mayoral Run, Citing “Systemic Obstructions”
The Giant Cone, once the city’s most grounded political figure and leading voice for street-level reform, has officially announced it will not run in the…
Tujague’s Iconic Sign Found Staring into Mississippi River, Whispering ‘What Now?’
Passersby along the Moonwalk in downtown New Orleans were startled this morning to find the iconic neon Tujague’s sign leaning silently against a railing, its…
Top 5 Places You Absolutely Need to Visit in New Orleans this Summer
Summer in New Orleans can be hot and humid, like trying to breathe underwater while wrapped in a woolen blanket. It can also make you…
Dishes Soaking in Sink for 6 Months ‘Still Not Quite There,’ Says Husband Watching Movie He’s Seen 44 Times
Metairie man Brian Pitre confirmed today that the dishes soaking in the sink for months probably need a few more days. “I think one of…
City to Preserve Damaged I-10 Ramp and Garbage Truck as ‘Modern Ruin’ for Future Generations
New Orleans officials have announced plans to preserve the recently damaged I-10 ramp near Airline Highway as a permanent structure, rebranded as a “modern ruin.”…
“Catch Us at The Polls”: Two Remaining OPJC Escapees Jump into New Orleans Mayoral Race
The race for New Orleans mayor just picked up two unexpected candidates — both of whom remain at large. Derrick Groves and Antoine Massey, the…
Unblessed sneeze kills Louisiana man in New York
Thanks to some Yanks, a Louisiana man traveling on business in New York City died unexpectedly following a sneeze that was not blessed. The 35-year-old man,…