Pole-Wielding Apparitions Caught on Camera Wandering Lafreniere Park at Night
Paranormal investigators are turning their attention to Lafreniere Park after multiple reports of “high-heeled shadows” and faint echoes of Pour Some Sugar on Me were…
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Lack of Soothing Gunfire Sounds Causes Insomnia in Ex-New Orleans Transplant
New Orleans has always been a melting pot for strays from other cities looking for fun, excitement, and acceptance. The city is full of transplants…
Report: Sheriff Susan Hutson Now Leading in Key Demographic of People Who Don’t Watch The News
A new poll conducted by the Gulf Institute of Selective Awareness shows New Orleans Sheriff Susan Hutson gaining strong support from a crucial voting bloc:…
New Research Indicates The Gulf is Getting Warmer Because KEVIN Won’t Stop Peeing in It
Scientists have discovered that the Gulf of Mexico is getting warmer, and they’re pretty sure they know why: one man’s pee. The man in question…
Sidney Torres, Troy Henry to Settle French Quarter Garbage Dispute with 1-on-1 ‘Trashketball’ Game
With both the companies of Sidney Torres and Troy Henry now contracted to collect French Quarter garbage, city officials say trash won’t pile up, but…
Mayor Cantrell Heads to NYC for an Event So Exclusive, It May Not Exist
In her continued quest to boldly govern from anywhere but New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has once again taken flight — this time jetting off…
Gov. Landry Cancels Coastal Protection, Declares “Let the Free Market Decide What Stays Above Water”
In a decision described by critics as “the legislative equivalent of pouring water on a drowning man,” Governor Jeff Landry has officially canceled Louisiana’s largest-ever…
S&WB Pump Stands in front of Mirror Repeating “I Can Do This” as Rainstorm Targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans drainage pump…
Giant Cone Declines 2025 New Orleans Mayoral Run, Citing “Systemic Obstructions”
The Giant Cone, once the city’s most grounded political figure and leading voice for street-level reform, has officially announced it will not run in the…
Tujague’s Iconic Sign Found Staring into Mississippi River, Whispering ‘What Now?’
Passersby along the Moonwalk in downtown New Orleans were startled this morning to find the iconic neon Tujague’s sign leaning silently against a railing, its…