Nigerian Prince Donates Millions to Help New Orleans Cover Budget Shortfall
Facing a $200 million budget shortfall that threatens critical services, Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced today that financial salvation is on the way, thanks to an…
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City of N.O. Pay: New Orleans to Pilot Nation’s First Layaway Payroll System
Following reports that New Orleans may not be able to pay city workers for the rest of 2025, officials have unveiled a bold new strategy…
Trump Discusses Sending Troops to New Orleans, Government Shutdown: “No one else can turn the government on like I can”
President Donald Trump this week weighed in on the ongoing federal shutdown and his floated plan to send National Guard troops to New Orleans, declaring…
Outgoing Mayor Cantrell Proposes Budget Fix for City of New Orleans Through Reality Show Deal
Outgoing New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly struck a deal to star in a reality TV series that will document her final months in…
Unaccompanied Shoe Observed on I-610 Shoulder
A lone shoe spotted on the shoulder of I-610 near the eastbound Elysian Fields exit is raising questions and eyebrows after being seen alone for…
Global Climate Efforts Collapse without New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s Guidance
With New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell now restricted following her arraignment court appearance on federal corruption charges, international climate conferences are reportedly in disarray. Organizers say…
Radioactive Shrimp Served on Bourbon
A radioactive Walmart shrimp allegedly linked to the recent recall was seen late Friday on Bourbon Street, reportedly glowing, hammered, and attempting to pick a…
Traffic Camera Revenue Collapse Leaves City Hall Searching for Next ATM
New state laws limiting how traffic cameras can be used and forcing revenue-sharing on school zone tickets are projected to cut city income from $19.6…
Official City of New Orleans Seal Gets Brief, Brief, Brief Makeover
The City of New Orleans announced a new seal yesterday morning, unveiling a design meant to “modernize and reflect the city’s spirit.” By late afternoon,…
Major Shitstorm Warning Issued for Southeast Louisiana Ahead of Katrina’s 20th Anniversary
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) today issued a Major Shitstorm Warning for Southeast Louisiana, as an abnormally large hurricane anniversary has formed in…