“Catch Us at The Polls”: Two Remaining OPJC Escapees Jump into New Orleans Mayoral Race
The race for New Orleans mayor just picked up two unexpected candidates — both of whom remain at large. Derrick Groves and Antoine Massey, the…
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Unblessed sneeze kills Louisiana man in New York
Thanks to some Yanks, a Louisiana man traveling on business in New York City died unexpectedly following a sneeze that was not blessed. The 35-year-old man,…
New Pothole Repair Program in New Orleans Offers Free Burial Plots to Residents
In an attempt to finally address a longstanding backlog and fill the tens of thousands of potholes across the city, the New Orleans Department of…
Mayor Cantrell Flies to Rome to Mourn Pope, Announces Bid to Become His Successor
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is once again making headlines after her office issued a press release—several hours after she had already left the country—announcing…
Man Demands Answers After Pet Crawfish ‘Snappy’ Vanishes
What began as a quiet Sunday in Gentilly took a sharp turn into a full-blown shellfish scandal after resident Earl Dufrene reported his beloved pet…
Audubon Zoo Discovers One Animal is Actually Just a Drunk Guy in a Costume
Audubon Zoo staff recently made an unexpected discovery that left them both confused and oddly impressed: one of their most talked-about animals—the elusive “Cajun Lemur”—was…
Desperate Crawfish Asks for Public’s Help with Missing Persons Cases
A desperate crawfish is asking the public for help to find several missing friends and family. Four days after every single friend, family member, and resident…
New Study Finds 9 Out of 10 New Orleanians Have a Personal Vendetta Against a Specific Pothole
A groundbreaking new study from Tulane University’s Department of Civic Trauma has confirmed what many New Orleanians have known for years: nearly every resident holds…
New Orleans City Council to City Employees: Pre-game on Your Own Dime
In a sobering turn of events, the New Orleans City Council has officially banned the use of taxpayer dollars for alcohol purchases during work travel,…
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order to Rename Louisiana as “Landriana”
In what officials are calling “a bold next step in personal brand governance,” Governor Jeff Landry has signed an executive order to officially rename the…