Man Who Vowed to Be Kinder This Holiday Season Reconsiders Near Lakeside Mall
A local man who entered the holiday season with a renewed commitment to kindness, patience, and emotional growth was forced to reconsider that pledge Tuesday…
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Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
In what feels like the latest chapter in an all-too-familiar saga, portions of the Crescent City went dark last night due to yet another bizarre…
Audubon Animals Demand Answers After Realizing They, Too, Can No Longer Afford The Zoo
Audubon Zoo officials are facing fresh internal turmoil after residents learned their membership fees had skyrocketed, a discovery that mirrors the backlash surrounding the recent…
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has once again unveiled its exclusive Cyber…
Self-Driving Cars Boycott New Orleans Over Poor Street Conditions
In a groundbreaking and shockingly self-aware display of solidarity, self-driving cars across the country have organized their first-ever protest, culminating in a Self-Driving Cars Boycott…
Louisiana Scores C- on Infrastructure without Greasing a Single Palm
The American Society of Civil Engineers has released the 2025 Louisiana infrastructure report card, and against all known science, we somehow earned a C minus,…
Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…
Daylight Saving Ends, Louisiana Re-enters Standard Time and Substandard Everything Else
As clocks rolled back this weekend, Louisiana officially re-entered Standard Time and, according to experts, substandard everything else. While other states enjoyed an extra hour…
LSU Online Launches New Degree in ‘Coaching Buyout Management’
Following the university’s decision to part ways with head coach Brian Kelly, LSU Online has unveiled a new degree program designed to help other institutions…
Nigerian Prince Donates Millions to Help New Orleans Cover Budget Shortfall
Facing a $200 million budget shortfall that threatens critical services, Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced today that financial salvation is on the way, thanks to an…