City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has once again unveiled its exclusive Cyber…
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Self-Driving Cars Boycott New Orleans Over Poor Street Conditions
In a groundbreaking and shockingly self-aware display of solidarity, self-driving cars across the country have organized their first-ever protest, culminating in a Self-Driving Cars Boycott…
Louisiana Scores C- on Infrastructure without Greasing a Single Palm
The American Society of Civil Engineers has released the 2025 Louisiana infrastructure report card, and against all known science, we somehow earned a C minus,…
Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…
Daylight Saving Ends, Louisiana Re-enters Standard Time and Substandard Everything Else
As clocks rolled back this weekend, Louisiana officially re-entered Standard Time and, according to experts, substandard everything else. While other states enjoyed an extra hour…
LSU Online Launches New Degree in ‘Coaching Buyout Management’
Following the university’s decision to part ways with head coach Brian Kelly, LSU Online has unveiled a new degree program designed to help other institutions…
Nigerian Prince Donates Millions to Help New Orleans Cover Budget Shortfall
Facing a $200 million budget shortfall that threatens critical services, Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced today that financial salvation is on the way, thanks to an…
City of N.O. Pay: New Orleans to Pilot Nation’s First Layaway Payroll System
Following reports that New Orleans may not be able to pay city workers for the rest of 2025, officials have unveiled a bold new strategy…
Trump Discusses Sending Troops to New Orleans, Government Shutdown: “No one else can turn the government on like I can”
President Donald Trump this week weighed in on the ongoing federal shutdown and his floated plan to send National Guard troops to New Orleans, declaring…
Outgoing Mayor Cantrell Proposes Budget Fix for City of New Orleans Through Reality Show Deal
Outgoing New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly struck a deal to star in a reality TV series that will document her final months in…