Millions of New Orleanians to be exposed by hackers of diet-cheating website
Hackers who claimed to have stolen data from Ashley Madison, the dating site for cheaters, are back — and New Orleanians may be the next…
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Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…
Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…
Da college admissions bribery scandal rocks Da Parish
The totally shocking college admissions bribery scandal engulfing prominent U.S. colleges and elite American families has made its way to the Crescent City. According to…
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…
Oppressed crawfish freed by animal rights activists in Bucktown
Patrons at Deanie’s Seafood in Bucktown will have to wait a few days for their next sacks of mudbugs after the store was broken into…
Zatarain’s unveils new seasoning: New Orleans Water Boil
In order to help New Orleanians through the recent water boil warnings, local favorite Zatarain’s announced today they are marketing a brand new seasoning named…
William Jefferson immediately lands new job after being released from jail
Former Louisiana Congressman William “Dollar Bill” Jefferson, who was convicted in 2011 on bribery and corruption charges, was ordered released from prison by a Federal…
Harvey residents flee Harvey after Louisiana governor calls Harvey “dangerous”
The West Bank Expressway just outside of New Orleans became a parking lot yesterday afternoon when thousands of residents mistakenly left Harvey, Louisiana, following Governor…
Neutral Ground News wins big at 23rd Annual Neutral Ground News Awards Banquet
For the 23rd consecutive year, Neutral Ground News has won the prestigious ‘Schiro Award for Journalism’ at the annual NGN Honor Awards banquet. The banquet…