Louisiana Legislature sets new social distancing rules for bribery, other corruption
With the opening of the Louisiana Legislature earlier this week in Baton Rouge, Speaker of the House Clay Schexnayder has instituted new rules to help…
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New Orleans brewery announces launch of new Cantrell beer
Brewery Breauxs, a micro-brewery in Gentilly, has announced it is naming a new beer after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. The Cantrell beer aims to…
All of New Orleans claims to be homeless after mayor announces homeless will be housed at Hilton and Windsor Court, meals catered by Drago’s and Antoine’s
Every single person in Orleans Parish, all 423,456 weary souls, is now claiming to be homeless after Mayor LaToya Cantrell, in between national news interviews,…
April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Curbside Christ: Local churches convert to life with coronavirus in New Orleans
Ever since Governor John Bel Edwards banned all gatherings of 50 or more in Louisiana, area churches have had to come up with creative ways…
Rexit: King and Queen of the Krewe of Rex call it quits!
Stunning New Orleanians and shaking Carnival tradition to its core, the King and Queen of the Krewe of Rex — the royal couple of Mardi…
New Orleans Saves Crumbling Hard Rock Hotel with Protected “Historic Pile” Designation
In a stunning ruling that will permanently impact traffic – and property values – in the French Quarter and the surrounding CBD, the Vieux Carré…
Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’
After January 1st, Entergy will require all new applicants for a utility account in Orleans Parish to appear in person at any of its offices…
Sewerage and Water Board creates 16 new positions to spread out future blame
In the wake of New Orleans experiencing yet another flash flooding that overwhelmed much of the area just after debris, cars, and parking meters were…
Saints fans organizing massive “watch parties” in anticipation of Goodell being questioned under oath
A Louisiana judge has ruled that NFL Commissioner and anti-Christ Roger Goodell and three of his henchmen can be questioned under oath about the “call…