Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
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April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Woman arrested after family doesn’t recognize her with hair roots showing
Pleading with authorities that it is all just one big mistake, a woman whose hair has bad roots showing is in jail today after police…
Surging New Orleans Pelicans lead the NBA in attendance
Don’t look now but the Big Easy just might soon be hanging a championship banner in the rafters of the Smoothie King Center thanks to…
Study shows eating garlic drastically reduces risk of catching coronavirus, creates social distancing
A new study conducted by researchers at the New Orleans Institute of Health and Bail Bonds found that the consumption of garlic significantly reduces the…
Man returning from vacation regrets asking what he’s missed last 2 weeks
Old Metairie resident John Malcolm today found himself trapped listening to his neighbor talk for 10 straight hours after reluctantly asking what he had missed…
New Orleans City Hall employees told to loaf from home due to Coronavirus
New Orleans City Hall employees are being told they can do nothing from home due to coronavirus. The faster-than-anything-else-they’ve-ever-done-ever recommendation from officials comes in response…
Louisiana strikes out again; Coronavirus bypasses state for better business environments
Louisiana can’t catch a break — or even a contagious virus quickly spreading around the world for that matter. Despite aggressive international expansion plans, Chinese-based…
Brees, Saints agree to long-term deal through 2120
Have no fear, Saints fans — Drew Brees isn’t retiring anytime soon. Brees has agreed to a contract extension with the New Orleans Saints that…
New Orleans bars announce measures to ban Mayor Cantrell from ever showing her face again
Bars all across New Orleans have united in solidarity to protect citizens amid the devastating COVID-19 pandemic. New Orleans bar owners held a happy hour…