Cantrell: New Orleans restaurant diners must wear masks at all times even when eating
New Orleans restaurants diners! You can eat it! Figuratively. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has released new COVID-19 restrictions for the city as part of Phase One…
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ACLU: Murder Hornets innocent until proven guilty like anyone else
Urging people to stop using the disparaging name “Murder Hornets,” the American Civil Liberties Union is reminding people the insects are innocent until proven guilty…
B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past
Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…
New Orleans brewery announces launch of new Cantrell beer
Brewery Breauxs, a micro-brewery in Gentilly, has announced it is naming a new beer after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. The Cantrell beer aims to…
Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Woman arrested after family doesn’t recognize her with hair roots showing
Pleading with authorities that it is all just one big mistake, a woman whose hair has bad roots showing is in jail today after police…
Surging New Orleans Pelicans lead the NBA in attendance
Don’t look now but the Big Easy just might soon be hanging a championship banner in the rafters of the Smoothie King Center thanks to…
Study shows eating garlic drastically reduces risk of catching coronavirus, creates social distancing
A new study conducted by researchers at the New Orleans Institute of Health and Bail Bonds found that the consumption of garlic significantly reduces the…