New Orleans Saints want to rescue Arizona Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson
Arizona Cardinals All-Pro cornerback Patrick Peterson is ready to fly the coop and ditch the desert. The seven-time Pro Bowl player desperately wants to be…
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NFL star quarterback Drew Brees accused of 71,740 counts of aerial assault
Just before a potentially historic game in which he could set a new all-time career passing yardage record for the NFL, New Orleans Saints quarterback…
Top doctor to visit Saints after defense can’t stop shitting itself
After one of the most embarrassing defeats of the Sean Payton era, a top gastroenterologist is en-route to the New Orleans Saints training facility in…
Baby Cakes moving to Wichita, locals plead for name to follow
Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. The frustrated New Orleans Baby Cakes are taking their ball and going home… to Wichita, Kansas. Aggravated about the lack of attendance, merchandise sales,…
New Orleans Baby Cakes under investigation for hiring crisis actors to pose as fans
In 2017, the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs won 55 games and lost 83. Yet, the club managed to draw 349,883 fans…
New Orleans Saints sign veteran quarterback Ron Catlan
Following the conclusion of the team’s rookie minicamp, the New Orleans Saints announced it has signed veteran quarterback Ron Catlan, who participated in the minicamp…
Saints cut entire draft class for lack of performance
It’s jokingly said that NFL stands for ‘Not For Long,” but no one is laughing at New Orleans Saints headquarters on Airline Drive. Not long…
New Orleans sues NBA’s Pelicans over city name usage
As the New Orleans Pelicans soar into the playoffs for the first time since 2015, the team has found itself facing a lawsuit that may…
New Orleans makes NBA playoffs, fans still confused how Saints did it
The New Orleans Pelicans are headed back to the playoffs after clinching one of the Western Conference’s eight seeds in a 113-100 win over the…
All-Pro Ndamukong Suh’s stomach wanted to sign with New Orleans, not Los Angeles
All-Pro defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has signed a one-year deal with the Los Angeles Rams, but the decision is eating away at one highly influential source…