Team Physician Mercifully Puts Down Pelicans After Years of Suffering
The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…
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‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Who Dat Nation (concussion) sidelined for several weeks after Saints loss
Oft-injured New Orleans Saints running back Kendre Miller wasn’t the only one to be knocked out yesterday. The Who Dat Nation will be out for…
Pothole vaulter from New Orleans wins Olympic gold in Paris
In an astonishing feat that left Olympic officials and spectators in awe, New Orleans’ own Evan Jones vaulted his way to gold in Paris, redefining…
Pelicans Star Herb Jones Named to All-Defensive First Team a Whopping 5 Times
In a move that left the NBA scratching its head, New Orleans Pelicans forward Herb Jones has been selected to the All-Defensive Team not once,…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Why the New Orleans Saints will make the playoffs and be a dark horse to reach the Super Bowl
Saints fans start petition to change the name of Champions Square
A group of New Orleans Saints fans is circulating a petition to change the name of Champions Square. Champions Square, located adjacent to the Caesars…
Saints fans totally optimistic team can turn around season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and now hold just a seven percent chance of making the playoffs, some longtime…