Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Pelicans after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Pelicans are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
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Crescent City Classic hopeful to begin training tomorrow for real this time
Vowing to start training for the upcoming Crescent City Classic probably as soon as tomorrow, Old Metairie resident Emily Haydee said she really, really means…
GAP rumored to highly covet Saints Sean Payton for head coordinator of merchandising position
If there is any truth in the chatter, 2020 could be a major year of foundation-shaking change for the New Orleans Saints. Rumors have been…
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffers devastating ego fracture
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffered a compound fracture of his ego last night while watching his team dominate the Los Angeles Lakers at…
Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…
Who Dat Nation issues apology to NFL, Roger Goodell for tanking Super Bowl ratings
The Who Dat Nation held a press conference today to address the role millions of Saints fans played in tanking the ratings for the exhilarating…
Saints fans rehydrate from Boycott Bowl hangover by soaking up tears of Rams fans
New Orleans Saints fans took to social media and Internet message boards on Monday morning to soak up the tears of an entire Los Angeles…
CDC reports debilitating condition spreading across Atlanta, reminiscent of 2009 outbreak
The Centers for Disease Control is investigating a debilitating condition that is quickly spreading across the Atlanta metropolitan area. State hospitals have reported more than…
Reasons why the Saints will win Super Bowl LIII: No. 9 won’t really surprise you but you should read this anyway
The New Orleans Saints are absolutely going to win Super Bowl LIII at Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium in 2019. How do we at Neutral Ground News, the…
New evidence reveals “sideline man” in Saints-Cowboys part of deeper conspiracy
After scouring every Saints forum across the web, Neutral Ground News has learned that the conspiracy involving last week’s Saints-Cowboys game goes much, much deeper than originally thought.