Roger Goodell to New Orleans Saints: “My Bad.”
Embattled NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell issued a formal apology on Thursday to New Orleans Saints owner Gayle Benson, coach Sean Payton, and former defensive coordinator…
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Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season, ready to ‘do it big’
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2021-22 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid…
New Orleans Saints sign scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to futures contract
A day after the legendary Drew Brees retired from the football, the New Orleans Saints today announced they have signed scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to…
Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints announce signing of quarterback Sean Payton
New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton was right. The team’s quarterback of the future has been in the building all along — but you can…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason
The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…
State officials distributing sandbags to LSU fans ahead of approaching shitstorm
Louisiana officials are bracing for what is expected to be another horrifying performance by the LSU football team on Saturday. Parishes across Southeast Louisiana have…
Tulane breaks school’s all-time attendance record for a football game versus Navy
Football is back and better than ever. Tulane University today announced that, despite COVID-19 and city restrictions, the school broke its all-time attendance record for…
BREAKING: High-tech solution will allow NFL to play a full season of gaming in front of fans
No need to make an audible on your plans this fall, NFL fans. While several college conferences and the Canadian Football League have canceled their…
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Surging New Orleans Pelicans lead the NBA in attendance
Don’t look now but the Big Easy just might soon be hanging a championship banner in the rafters of the Smoothie King Center thanks to…