Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight
The NFL is often said to stand for Not For Long, and after a full-scale fan revolt, the New Orleans Saints announced around 1 a.m….
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Team Physician Mercifully Puts Down Pelicans After Years of Suffering
The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…
Crescent City Classic Hopeful to Begin Training ‘Tomorrow’ for Real This Time
Vowing to start training for the upcoming Crescent City Classic probably as soon as tomorrow, Old Metairie resident Emily Haydee said she really, really means…
‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Who Dat Nation (concussion) sidelined for several weeks after Saints loss
Oft-injured New Orleans Saints running back Kendre Miller wasn’t the only one to be knocked out yesterday. The Who Dat Nation will be out for…
Pothole vaulter from New Orleans wins Olympic gold in Paris
In an astonishing feat that left Olympic officials and spectators in awe, New Orleans’ own Evan Jones vaulted his way to gold in Paris, redefining…
Pelicans Star Herb Jones Named to All-Defensive First Team a Whopping 5 Times
In a move that left the NBA scratching their heads, New Orleans Pelicans forward Herb Jones has been selected to the All-Defensive Team not once,…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
