Saints Fans Totally Optimistic Team Can Turn Around Season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and stuck running in a hamster wheel of mediocrity, some longtime fans still believe…
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Saints Only 25–30 Impact Players Away From Something Special Says an Optimistic Moore
Even with the understanding that this season will be a tough road for the New Orleans Saints rebuilding, head coach Kellen Moore believes the team…
Kellen Moore Names Himself Saints Starting Quarterback After NFL Approves Rare ‘Coach-Player’ Contract
While Who Dats argue over whether Spencer Rattler or Tyler Shough should be the Saints’ starter this season, the man making the call seems to…
Men’s College World Series Delayed After LSU’s 13-Foot ‘Mardi Gras Mike’ The Tiger Uses Infield as Litter Box Overnight
Groundskeepers at Charles Schwab Field Omaha arrived early Wednesday morning to find an unwelcome surprise near second base: several large clumps of littered infield, damp…
Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight
The NFL is often said to stand for Not For Long, and after a full-scale fan revolt, the New Orleans Saints announced around 1 a.m….
Team Physician Mercifully Puts Down Pelicans After Years of Suffering
The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…
‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Who Dat Nation (concussion) sidelined for several weeks after Saints loss
Oft-injured New Orleans Saints running back Kendre Miller wasn’t the only one to be knocked out yesterday. The Who Dat Nation will be out for…
Pothole vaulter from New Orleans wins Olympic gold in Paris
In an astonishing feat that left Olympic officials and spectators in awe, New Orleans’ own Evan Jones vaulted his way to gold in Paris, redefining…