Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Making Every Louisiana School Mascot a Tiger
In a move he says will “unify the state once and for all,” Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order today requiring every Louisiana school,…
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Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…
Brian Kelly Posts Biggest Win of the Season, Scores $20 Million
LSU’s offense has averaged just 25.5 points per game this season, ranking 83rd in the nation and trailing offensive juggernauts such as Rice, Kent State,…
Locals Gear Up to Ignore Another New Orleans Pelicans Season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore another season of New Orleans Pelicans basketball. “Uh, again?” said Mid-City…
Saints Fans Totally Optimistic Team Can Turn Around Season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and stuck running in a hamster wheel of mediocrity, some longtime fans still believe…
Saints Only 25–30 Impact Players Away From Something Special Says an Optimistic Moore
Even with the understanding that this season will be a tough road for the New Orleans Saints rebuilding, head coach Kellen Moore believes the team…
Kellen Moore Names Himself Saints Starting Quarterback After NFL Approves Rare ‘Coach-Player’ Contract
While Who Dats argue over whether Spencer Rattler or Tyler Shough should be the Saints’ starter this season, the man making the call seems to…
Men’s College World Series Delayed After LSU’s 13-Foot ‘Mardi Gras Mike’ The Tiger Uses Infield as Litter Box Overnight
Groundskeepers at Charles Schwab Field Omaha arrived early Wednesday morning to find an unwelcome surprise near second base: several large clumps of littered infield, damp…
Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight
The NFL is often said to stand for Not For Long, and after a full-scale fan revolt, the New Orleans Saints announced around 1 a.m….
Team Physician Mercifully Puts Down Pelicans After Years of Suffering
The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…