New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,942nd day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,942nd consecutive day —…
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New Orleans adopts ‘shake it off’ approach to solving infrastructure, corruption, and other city problems ahead of Taylor Swift tour
In a groundbreaking decision that city officials are calling “revolutionary,” New Orleans announced today that it will be adopting a new problem-solving strategy modeled after…
New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Record title for “largest house of horrors”
Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero or New Orleans East to get their fix of frights — the living nightmare that is…
Significant flooding reported across New Orleans after man allegedly drops water bottle on street
More than 35,000 streets are flooded in New Orleans after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle while on a walk, overwhelming…
Louisiana Department of Corrections Set to Revolutionize State’s Educational System
In a stunning move meant to revolutionize Louisiana’s lagging education system, the state has decided to consolidate all its institutions of higher learning and replace…
Google Maps introduces new feature to help drivers avoid gun violence in New Orleans
Google is introducing a new Maps feature exclusively for New Orleans. In addition to providing the fastest route, estimated arrival time, and traffic conditions, the…
97% of American Children Now Outsource Their “Hand-made” Mother’s Day Drawings to China
Some people call today’s children lazy and entitled, while others say they are growing up too fast. Now, there’s proof both may be true and…
New Orleans City Hall employees told to loaf from home tomorrow due to severe weather
New Orleans City Hall and other City employees are being told they can do nothing from home on tomorrow due to expected severe weather moving…
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Lost civilization discovered in Lakeview pothole
Traveling through New Orleans this week, a team of anthropologists discovered a lost civilization living behind the dense vegetation of a pothole in Lakeview. According…
Locals strongly advised to stock up on verbal supplies for ‘Arctic Blast’ small talk
With a blast of arctic air enveloping most of south Louisiana and a pipe-bursting freeze on the way, New Orleans officials are strongly advising area…