Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…
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Mid-City Man Devastated to Learn His Reproductive Organs Are “Unremarkable” By Medical Community
A Mid-City man who underwent a CT scan for stomach issues says he was left quietly devastated after discovering the report described his reproductive organs…
Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets
City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…
K&B, Believed Long Extinct, Allegedly Spotted Near Former Six Flags New Orleans
Demolition crews clearing the former Six Flags site in New Orleans East say they may have encountered a live K&B yesterday evening, marking what experts…
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Widespread flooding was reported across New Orleans today after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle during a routine walk, overwhelming the…
Michael Myers Mannequin Considered for NOPD Position After Remaining Composed Under Fire
Days after an Uptown Michael Myers mannequin reportedly remained motionless while absorbing heavy gunfire during an attempted vehicle burglary, sources say the figure is now…
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating. There’s a new adrenaline challenge for people with nothing left to lose. It’s called Boomer Roulette,…
Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
A Uptown buck moth caterpillar says it is “just looking for someone to spend a little time with” after a series of encounters with residents…
Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled
In a sweeping decision expected to reshape backyard boils across the state, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Thursday that straight-tailed crawfish must be treated “no…
New Orleans Potholes Unionize, Call City’s Fill Plan “Unprecedented Overreach”
Potholes across New Orleans announced today they have formally unionized, calling the city’s plan to fill 1,500 per week an “unprecedented overreach” that threatens their…