Chalmette Catholic man in holy sh*t after enjoying rival church’s live-stream Masses
The Chalmette Inquisition is in session and da’ traps ‘en caught one. St. Claude Bosqueto, 83, of Arabi was affectionately known as the “Saint” of…
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Woman arrested after family doesn’t recognize her with hair roots showing
Pleading with authorities that it is all just one big mistake, a woman whose hair has bad roots showing is in jail today after police…
Metairie Cemetery to close, quarantine residents due to COVID-19
Officials with Metairie Cemetery, one of the most well-known “Cities of the Dead” in New Orleans, announced today the community will be closing “until further…
Man returning from vacation regrets asking what he’s missed last 2 weeks
Old Metairie resident John Malcolm today found himself trapped listening to his neighbor talk for 10 straight hours after reluctantly asking what he had missed…
New Orleans City Hall employees told to loaf from home due to Coronavirus
New Orleans City Hall employees are being told they can do nothing from home due to coronavirus. The faster-than-anything-else-they’ve-ever-done-ever recommendation from officials comes in response…
Louisiana strikes out again; Coronavirus bypasses state for better business environments
Louisiana can’t catch a break — or even a contagious virus quickly spreading around the world for that matter. Despite aggressive international expansion plans, Chinese-based…
Local church offers fun “ash animal” designs to spur Ash Wednesday attendance
“Getting your ashes” on Ash Wednesday is a long-standing tradition in the Big Easy, but in today’s hectic world many people just don’t have the…
Man who hasn’t been to church in two months attends Ash Wednesday mass to maintain Catholic accreditation
A local man beat the eternal buzzer today when he attended Ash Wednesday services at St. Theresa of Avila in the Faubourg. After two months…
City Hall asks people to stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines
If you thought left-out ladders on parade routes were an issue that’s just the bottom rung. Looking to halt a new trend in New Orleans,…
Rexit: King and Queen of the Krewe of Rex call it quits!
Stunning New Orleanians and shaking Carnival tradition to its core, the King and Queen of the Krewe of Rex — the royal couple of Mardi…