Hipster wishes he could have done more for iPhone that died in his hands
Disoriented, dehydrated, and, in his own words, “lucky to be alive,” local hipster Odin Williams endured more than three hours without his smartphone yesterday. Williams,…
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Uptown woman vows to never get out of bed again as cold front hits New Orleans
Pulling the covers tighter and closer to her chin, Sara Shaw of Uptown says she has no plans to leave her warm bed ever again…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,563rd day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Wednesday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 109,563rd consecutive…
Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Night Out Against Crime in New Orleans starts off with a bang, bang, bang
New Orleans hosted its annual National Night Out Against Crime event last night with food, fun, prizes, music, and gunshots for the whole family. At…
Major shitstorm warning issued for Southeast Louisiana ahead of Katrina anniversary
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) today issued a Shitstorm warning for Southeast Louisiana, as an abnormally large hurricane anniversary has formed in the…
Concerns over bathroom rights loom as thousands of crossdressers descend on New Orleans
Call it the Big Uneasy. A local man has voiced his concerns to the City Council over bathroom rights stemming from an influx of crossdressers…
Stench coming from Westbank sourced to Marrero man’s Axe Body Spray
For those living just across the Mississippi River in Harahan and River Ridge, you might have noticed a strong smell lingering in the air lately….
Oppressed crawfish freed by animal rights activists in Bucktown
Patrons at Deanie’s Seafood in Bucktown will have to wait a few days for their next sacks of mudbugs after the store was broken into…
97% of American children now outsource their “hand-made” Mother’s Day drawings to China
Some people call today’s children lazy and entitled, while others say they are growing up too fast. Now, there’s proof both may be true and…