Wait to enter Heaven exceeds three millennia after Leah Chase, Dr. John open new restaurant-venue
If you’re knocking on heaven’s door, you may want to think about going around the block a few more times. An ever-growing line of souls…
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What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…
Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…
Tourist triggers hazmat response at Cafe Du Monde over suspicious white powder
Authorities say a tourist tweeted the New Orleans Police Department this morning after noticing a suspicious white powder at Cafe Du Monde on Decatur, forcing…
Men earn less than women for work online, Equal Pay Day report shows
According to a new Equal Pay Day report by the Department of Labor on work-related compensation, men earn significantly less social media “likes” and “comments”…
Retired Robert E. Lee statue spotted working at KFC
The Robert E. Lee statue that once resided in the aptly named Lee Circle has found a new calling – working at a Kentucky Fried…
Da college admissions bribery scandal rocks Da Parish
The totally shocking college admissions bribery scandal engulfing prominent U.S. colleges and elite American families has made its way to the Crescent City. According to…
Former DA Walter Reed to ride Mardi Gras float into prison
Nearly three years after being convicted on corruption charges, former Northshore district attorney Walter Reed has been ordered by the Appeals court to begin serving…
Who Dat Nation issues apology to NFL, Roger Goodell for tanking Super Bowl ratings
The Who Dat Nation held a press conference today to address the role millions of Saints fans played in tanking the ratings for the exhilarating…
CDC reports debilitating condition spreading across Atlanta, reminiscent of 2009 outbreak
The Centers for Disease Control is investigating a debilitating condition that is quickly spreading across the Atlanta metropolitan area. State hospitals have reported more than…