Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2016-17 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid…
Articles by Don Kiebels
British Airways clarifies new nonstop flight from London to New Orleans literally not stopping in Crescent City
Pumping the brakes on an announcement gleefully made earlier today by local business and tourism leaders, British Airways late this afternoon released a statement clarifying…
Due to poor time management, former LSU coach Les Miles expects to be out of office by April
It looks like former LSU coach Les Miles isn’t going anywhere, Tiger fans, at least for awhile. According to a source within LSU’s Athletic Department,…
Landrieu, city celebrate new streetcar line that’s immediately swallowed by giant pothole
Standing with his mouth almost as wide as the newly formed crater before him, Mayor Mitch Landrieu today saw the city’s new $41.5 million North…
LSU coach Les Miles’ career passes on suddenly
The LSU career of coach Les Miles, the longest-tenured coach in the SEC heading into the 2016 season, has passed on. According to a statement released by…
Saints fans ask team to reduce 50th-anniversary celebration to 12 non-shitshow seasons
Wanting to suppress decades of dreadful losses and disheartening frustration deep into their subconscious, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans are petitioning the team to please, please,…
Saints only 25-30 impact players away from something special says an optimistic Payton
Even after a highly disappointing preseason for the New Orleans Saints, head coach Sean Payton believes the team is on the verge of something special….
If Trump drops out, Jindal ready to be knight in shining armor for Republicans
Hoping the rumors about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of November’s election are true, former Louisiana Governor and presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal is crossing his…
Remains of Mayor Landrieu’s legacy discovered at bottom of Canal Street sinkhole
Construction crews working to repair the Canal Street sinkhole today stumbled upon what appears to be the remains of Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s legacy, according to…
Louisiana signs Mickey Loomis to 5-year, $70 million deal to fix state’s budget
Louisiana wasn’t supposed to have any money, but today shockingly announced it has reached an agreement with Mickey Loomis, executive vice president and general manager…