“Woke” New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu continues to rack up awards
Welcome to our newest section “Odds & Ends” where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, truly,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
“Gif” it a rest white people — quit your digital blackfacing
What do the gifs and emojis you choose say about you? If you’re white, you are part of what’s wrong with the world today. According…
Westbanker discovered at Eastbank party, arrested
A Westbank man attending a party was taken into police custody last night after claiming he lived on the Eastbank. Delery Mitchell, 26, of Harvey,…
Metairie’s Transcontinental Drive says it has felt like a “continent from conception,” not a street
Taking the world by complete surprise, the United Nations today announced it has recognized Transcontinental Drive in Metairie, Louisiana as the eighth continent in the…
Mayoral candidate LaToya Cantrell clogs toilet with credit card evidence; S&WB praised for shitty system
In the Crescent City, what goes down must come up. Thanks to the dilapidated, crumbling infrastructure of the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans,…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,385th day in a row
While the nation gears up with costumes and candy for Halloween this Monday, New Orleanians prepare for their 109,385th consecutive day of dressing up in…
Defeated, crying man wants rematch with Popeyes Chicken
In the end, we all knew how this would turn out. We’ve seen the champion dispatch too many challengers. When Calvin Coleman faced Popeyes Louisiana…
Authorities: From now on, assume any ‘firecracker sounds’ is gunfire
After yet another mass shooting in the United States, authorities across the nation are advising citizens, from this day forward, to always assume anything…
Pittsburgh Steelers, still in locker room long over 24 hours, hoping someone tells them when national anthem is over
Pacing back and forth after waiting in the locker room for long over 24 hours, players for the NFL’s Pittsburgh Steelers are hoping someone will…
BREAKING: Man threatens to blow up Taco Bell bathroom, authorities on scene
A man who police say threatened to blow up the bathroom at a local Taco Bell has holed up in a stall and is refusing…