How Dat: Casinos taking bets on how NFL will obliterate souls of Saints fans
If you wager on if the NFL is ever going to apologize for the egregious non-call in NFC Championship game between the Los Angeles Rams…
Articles by Don Kiebels
FEMA: New Orleanians under 10 feet tall must raise body height
With New Orleans experiencing a near-miss with Hurricane Barry and avoiding a potentially unprecedented situation, the Federal Emergency Management Agency today issued a new mandate…
Held for over 96 hours, captives released from precipitous situation
A group of captives was released last night in New Orleans where they had been held since last Thursday by powerful syndicates, according to the…
Actor Keanu Reeves, filming in New Orleans, talks down Hurricane Barry
New Orleans can thank its lucky stars for dodging a potentially serious situation — or more like, star. Actor Keanu Reeves reportedly rented a boat…
Man Sucked into Waterspout on Lake Pontchartrain Transported to Fabulous Realm of Oz New Orleans
A Gentilly man says he is still struggling to process the experience of being sucked into a waterspout over Lake Pontchartrain and transported to the…
Flying roach shot, burned in Mid-City home invasion
Detectives continue to investigate a home invasion that ended in a shooting and a fire last night in Mid-City that left one roach dead. The…
Weird Al worried he may have to go “absurdly mega-ultra-weird” for New Orleans show
“Weird Al” Yankovic, who is performing at the Saenger on June 13th, has privately voiced concerns to those closest to him that he may have…
Wait to enter Heaven exceeds three millennia after Leah Chase, Dr. John open new restaurant-venue
If you’re knocking on heaven’s door, you may want to think about going around the block a few more times. An ever-growing line of souls…
Gayle Benson may not be the “owner” of the Pelicans for much longer
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. Will Gayle…
What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…