Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Last vacant hospital bed in Greater New Orleans available on first-climbed, first-served basis
An alarming surge of COVID-19 cases is overrunning New Orleans hospitals, creating a critical shortage of beds for patients. The desperate situation has left just…
Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents
New Orleanians having trouble making ends meet have been begging city leadership for relief after months of tight restrictions, layoffs, and dwindling income along with…
Wife immediately regrets sending husband to grocery store
A cautionary tale to wives everywhere, a Lakeview woman’s life flashed before her eyes after sending her husband to the grocery this past weekend. According…
‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
Looking to proactively calm the potential reactions of locals, city officials are reminding the public of the Happy 3rd of July event in New Orleans…
5,389,402 termites dead after violent weekend in New Orleans
The weekend was an especially deadly one in New Orleans as pest control authorities reported 5,389,402 Formosan termites across the city had been killed, including…
City’s mosquito trucks to tackle crime with marijuana smoke
With crime on the rise and the city scrambling for answers, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell reportedly has developed an out-of-the-box plan using marijuana smoke…
Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…
Sewerage & Water Board suspends giant construction cone for “working too hard”
Acting at a speed never previously witnessed by New Orleanians, the Sewerage & Water Board announced today it has suspended a newly popular giant construction…
COVID-sniffing alligator blockades form at Louisiana border against ‘maskless Mississippians’
The number of maskless Mississippians is increasing and causing fear for others. The longtime relationship between the backend states of Mississippi and Louisiana has traditionally…