Beloved Louisiana weatherman dies in freak “spaghetti” accident
Long-time Louisiana weatherman Jay Roberts was accidentally strangled to death today after he got caught in the 10:00 am ‘spaghetti model’ forecast for Hurricane Delta…
Louisiana officials advise public to start preparing now for 4 a.m. weather alert texts
Louisiana officials are actively monitoring the development of weather alert texts they say will begin affecting the state as soon as Thursday morning when Hurricane…
Presidential election poll finds New Orleans vastly favor Construction Cones as candidate of choice
With just weeks until the presidential election, a new poll of New Orleans citizens shows voters overwhelmingly prefer a local candidate as the next leader…
Tulane breaks school’s all-time attendance record for a football game versus Navy
Football is back and better than ever. Tulane University today announced that, despite COVID-19 and city restrictions, the school broke its all-time attendance record for…
Significant flooding reported across New Orleans after man allegedly drops water bottle on street
More than 35,000 streets are flooded in New Orleans after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle while on a walk, overwhelming…
Dr. Morgus, New Orleans scientist who claimed to have cure for COVID-19, dies mysteriously
A cure found and a life lost. When premier New Orleans doctor-scientist Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, also known as ‘Morgus the Magnificent,’ passed away at…
New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
BREAKING: High-tech solution will allow NFL to play a full season of gaming in front of fans
No need to make an audible on your plans this fall, NFL fans. While several college conferences and the Canadian Football League have canceled their…
Sewerage & Water Board develops comprehensive 10-year plan for avoiding responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
An instant hit: Twitter’s “The Sopraneauxs” take out Mandeville
It seems tweeters are trying to Neutralize us, the satiric record of Greater New Orleans and its people, with a thread about the Sopranos living…