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98% of po'boys across Louisiana not even getting "dressed" during pandemic

98% of po’boys across Louisiana not even getting “dressed” during pandemic

Thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, getting dressed is now proving extremely difficult both for the people of Louisiana and the po’boys they order, according to…


Krewe of Exodus readies to roll for socially distanced Mardi Gras 2021 - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Krewe of Exodus readies to roll for socially distanced Mardi Gras 2021

Carnival krewes are taking evasive action after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s recent statement saying she’s not ruling out canceling Mardi Gras 2021. No floats,…


Louisiana Legislature sets new social distancing rules for bribery, other corruption - New Orleans news - Louisiana news - Neutral Ground News

Louisiana Legislature sets new social distancing rules for bribery, other corruption

With the opening of the Louisiana Legislature earlier this week in Baton Rouge, Speaker of the House Clay Schexnayder has instituted new rules to help…


Mayor LaToya Cantrell - New Orleans restaurant diners must wear masks at all times even when eating - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Cantrell: New Orleans restaurant diners must wear masks at all times even when eating

New Orleans restaurants diners! You can eat it! Figuratively. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has released new COVID-19 restrictions for the city as part of Phase One…


ACLU says Murder Hornets innocent until proven guilty like anyone else - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

ACLU: Murder Hornets innocent until proven guilty like anyone else

Urging people to stop using the disparaging name “Murder Hornets,” the American Civil Liberties Union is reminding people the insects are innocent until proven guilty…


B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel

Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…


Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past 

Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past 

Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…


Monster loads from overeating quarantined citizens put massive strain on New Orleans pipes - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Monster dookies from quarantined, binge-eating locals put massive strain on New Orleans pipes

Area plumbers are busting their butts as they take an explosive load of service calls from homeowners, renters, and apartment dwellers during the coronavirus pandemic….


New Orleans brewery announces new Cantrell beer - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

New Orleans brewery announces launch of new Cantrell beer

Brewery Breauxs, a micro-brewery in Gentilly, has announced it is naming a new beer after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. The Cantrell beer aims to…


Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year

Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year

The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…


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