New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
BREAKING: High-tech solution will allow NFL to play a full season of gaming in front of fans
No need to make an audible on your plans this fall, NFL fans. While several college conferences and the Canadian Football League have canceled their…
Sewerage & Water Board develops comprehensive 10-year plan for avoiding responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
An instant hit: Twitter’s “The Sopraneauxs” take out Mandeville
It seems tweeters are trying to Neutralize us, the satiric record of Greater New Orleans and its people, with a thread about the Sopranos living…
Prayer in school up 310,691% nationwide over this time last year
Sweating puddles of assumedly uninfected perspiration as they begin returning to campuses across the nation, teachers, staff, and students are praying more frequently and more…
State officials plead with Louisianans to stop trying to find ways to cook suspicious seeds
Louisiana officials are begging citizens across the state to please, please stop trying to find ways to use suspicious seeds turning up in mailboxes for…
Survey: 76% of New Orleanians against whatever it is
In a recent survey, seventy-six percent of New Orleanians were found to be against whatever it is. Absolutely none of the respondents cared to know…
Workers trapped in Hard Rock hotel collapse cited by City for not wearing masks
Two workers who have been trapped inside the protected “historic pile” Hard Rock hotel since its collapse last fall in New Orleans were scheduled to…
NGN INVESTIGATES: Is the Louisiana state flag the next one to change?
Have you looked at the Louisiana state flag lately? Did you see anything unusual? If not, some local researchers say you may want to take…
Authorities confirm real plant found in Metairie office building lobby
A “suspicious object” incident in Metairie today has turned out to be a false alarm. Botanists from the Audubon Institute today confirmed a real live plant…