NASA Announces Mission to Chalmette for 2031
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
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Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink
The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado…
NOAA Says This Hurricane Season Could Bring 0 to 100 Storms
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
Scientists Identify Mystery Odor—It’s Your Upper Lip
For years, the source of an elusive, lingering odor has puzzled you. Was it the trash? The dog? A forgotten sandwich? Turns out, all those…
NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Aug 28, 2024; New Orleans shielded
The world is set to experience a rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on August 28, 2024, that will cause the people of Earth…
New Orleans-developed “Go-Bag” aims to make muggings more efficient
Fumbling through pockets to give a mugger your possessions could soon be a thing of the past, thanks to a new product that claims it…
New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
Sewerage & Water Board Develops Comprehensive 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
Study shows eating garlic drastically reduces risk of catching coronavirus, creates social distancing
A new study conducted by researchers at the New Orleans Institute of Health and Bail Bonds found that the consumption of garlic significantly reduces the…
Scientists Discover New Orleans Potholes Actually a Cluster of Mini Black Holes
On Wednesday, astronomers released the first image of a black hole: A fuzzy flaming orange, yellow and black ring. But it would never have been…