Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
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NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Aug 28, 2024; New Orleans shielded
The world is set to experience a rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on August 28, 2024, that will cause the people of Earth…
New Orleans-developed “Go-Bag” aims to make muggings more efficient
Fumbling through pockets to give a mugger your possessions could soon be a thing of the past, thanks to a new product that claims it…
New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
Sewerage & Water Board develops comprehensive 10-year plan for avoiding responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
Study shows eating garlic drastically reduces risk of catching coronavirus, creates social distancing
A new study conducted by researchers at the New Orleans Institute of Health and Bail Bonds found that the consumption of garlic significantly reduces the…
Scientists Discover New Orleans Potholes Actually a Cluster of Mini Black Holes
On Wednesday, astronomers released the first image of a black hole: A fuzzy flaming orange, yellow and black ring. But it would never have been…
Tropics hoping for late-season magic from new leadoff storm Gordon
After a disappointing start to the season, the Tropics are turning to a new leadoff storm in hopes their luck around — beginning with tomorrow’s…
Metairie’s Transcontinental Drive says it has felt like a “continent from conception,” not a street
Taking the world by complete surprise, the United Nations today announced it has recognized Transcontinental Drive in Metairie, Louisiana as the eighth continent in the…
Man claims Pokemon mutated after dropping phone in Lake Pontchartrain
A Kenner man claims one of his Pokemon spontaneously mutated after accidentally dropping his phone into Lake Pontchartrain yesterday. Nick Fumblaux, a 38-year-old Kenner native, frequents the…