NOAA Says This Hurricane Season Could Bring 0 to 100 Storms
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
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Scientists Identify Mystery Odor—It’s Your Upper Lip
For years, the source of an elusive, lingering odor has puzzled you. Was it the trash? The dog? A forgotten sandwich? Turns out, all those…
Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Aug 28, 2024; New Orleans shielded
The world is set to experience a rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on August 28, 2024, that will cause the people of Earth…
New Orleans-developed “Go-Bag” aims to make muggings more efficient
Fumbling through pockets to give a mugger your possessions could soon be a thing of the past, thanks to a new product that claims it…
New Orleans scientist says a cure for COVID-19 will be ready for October 31st
A cure for COVID-19 is closer to dark timeline reality thanks to a legendary New Orleans scientist. Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus, the celebrated mad doctor…
Sewerage & Water Board Develops Comprehensive 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities
Officials from the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced a comprehensive 10-year plan to address growing public dissatisfaction with the local water…
Study shows eating garlic drastically reduces risk of catching coronavirus, creates social distancing
A new study conducted by researchers at the New Orleans Institute of Health and Bail Bonds found that the consumption of garlic significantly reduces the…
Scientists Discover New Orleans Potholes Actually a Cluster of Mini Black Holes
On Wednesday, astronomers released the first image of a black hole: A fuzzy flaming orange, yellow and black ring. But it would never have been…
Tropics hoping for late-season magic from new leadoff storm Gordon
After a disappointing start to the season, the Tropics are turning to a new leadoff storm in hopes their luck around — beginning with tomorrow’s…