New study finds other drivers conspiring to make you late
Does traffic drive you crazy? Well, there’s more to that than you think. Validating your long-held suspicions about those assholes you share the road with,…
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Scientists discover New Orleans potholes actually a cluster of mini black holes
On Wednesday, astronomers released the first image of a black hole: A fuzzy flaming orange, yellow and black ring. But it would never have been…
Tropics hoping for late-season magic from new leadoff storm Gordon
After a disappointing start to the season, the Tropics are turning to a new leadoff storm in hopes their luck around — beginning with tomorrow’s…
NASA announces mission to Chalmette for 2031
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
Metairie’s Transcontinental Drive says it has felt like a “continent from conception,” not a street
Taking the world by complete surprise, the United Nations today announced it has recognized Transcontinental Drive in Metairie, Louisiana as the eighth continent in the…
Man claims Pokemon mutated after dropping phone in Lake Pontchartrain
A Kenner man claims one of his Pokemon spontaneously mutated after accidentally dropping his phone into Lake Pontchartrain yesterday. Nick Fumblaux, a 38-year-old Kenner native, frequents the…