Mayor Cantrell to Travel to New Orleans
Mayor LaToya Cantrell is poised to jet off to New Orleans today for an undisclosed meet-and-greet engagement. According to insider sources, Mayor Cantrell is set…
Politics
Tippocalypse: Government of New Orleans Institutes Mandatory Tipping for Every City Service
Residents Caught Off Guard by Mandatory Tipping Policy The City of New Orleans has boldly propelled tipping to a whole new level, leaving residents unsettled…
NGN INVESTIGATES: Is the Louisiana state flag the next one to change?
Have you looked at the Louisiana state flag lately? Did you see anything unusual? If not, some local researchers say you may want to take…
Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…
Presidential election poll finds New Orleans vastly favor Construction Cones as candidate of choice
With just weeks until the presidential election, a new poll of New Orleans citizens shows voters overwhelmingly prefer a local candidate as the next leader…
Federal government ready to fully legalize marijuana if it’ll calm all y’all the hell down
In a shocking effort to bring unity to a fractured populace, the United States government today announced it is prepared to unconditionally legalize marijuana in…
Louisiana Legislature sets new social distancing rules for bribery, other corruption
With the opening of the Louisiana Legislature earlier this week in Baton Rouge, Speaker of the House Clay Schexnayder has instituted new rules to help…
Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past
Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…
Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
Controversial new law would allow businesses to deny service to left-handed individuals
Business owners in Louisiana would have the right to turn left-handed customers away because of religious beliefs under a new bill scheduled to be introduced…