Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past
Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…
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Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
Controversial new law would allow businesses to deny service to left-handed individuals
Business owners in Louisiana would have the right to turn left-handed customers away because of religious beliefs under a new bill scheduled to be introduced…
FEMA: New Orleanians under 10 feet tall must raise body height
With New Orleans experiencing a near-miss with Hurricane Barry and avoiding a potentially unprecedented situation, the Federal Emergency Management Agency today issued a new mandate…
Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…
Churches nationwide reportedly vowing to tell people to ‘take a knee’ this Sunday
Forget the separation of church and state. After “taking a knee” became a hot, controversial topic in the NFL, churches will allegedly be the next…
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…
Mayor Landrieu develops strategic plan for avoiding questions about candidacy for president
With the 2020 presidential race quickly approaching, New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu has found himself at the heart of discussions across the nation. Political pundits…
Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s race shows Fortunato leading Lopinto 428,172 yard signs to 350,332
Jefferson Parish residents got a glimpse this past weekend of who their next sheriff could be after tallying early results. Former Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office…
Mayoral candidate LaToya Cantrell clogs toilet with credit card evidence; S&WB praised for shitty system
In the Crescent City, what goes down must come up. Thanks to the dilapidated, crumbling infrastructure of the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans,…