Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…
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Churches nationwide reportedly vowing to tell people to ‘take a knee’ this Sunday
Forget the separation of church and state. After “taking a knee” became a hot, controversial topic in the NFL, churches will allegedly be the next…
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…
Mayor Landrieu develops strategic plan for avoiding questions about candidacy for president
With the 2020 presidential race quickly approaching, New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu has found himself at the heart of discussions across the nation. Political pundits…
Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s race shows Fortunato leading Lopinto 428,172 yard signs to 350,332
Jefferson Parish residents got a glimpse this past weekend of who their next sheriff could be after tallying early results. Former Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office…
Mayoral candidate LaToya Cantrell clogs toilet with credit card evidence; S&WB praised for shitty system
In the Crescent City, what goes down must come up. Thanks to the dilapidated, crumbling infrastructure of the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans,…
Sentient network of construction cones becomes frontrunner in latest New Orleans mayoral poll
With just a few days to go until city elections, a large network of sentient construction cones has become the front-runner in a recent New…
Fleurty Girl launches shirt in ring for New Orleans mayoral race
Successful entrepreneur and New Orleans icon Lauren LeBlanc Haydel, better known as Fleurty Girl, announced today she wants to be the Crescent City’s next…
Must-see highlights from New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s final State of The City address
Touching on the immeasurable successes of his two terms in office, popular outgoing New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu delivered his final State of the City…
Landrieu’s bold violence initiative eliminates murder by redefining “crime”
Mayor Mitch Landrieu, in partnership with the City Council, today took a bold step to stop the high incidence of both murder and armed robbery…