Mayor Cantrell Heads to NYC for an Event So Exclusive, It May Not Exist
In her continued quest to boldly govern from anywhere but New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has once again taken flight — this time jetting off…
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Gov. Landry Cancels Coastal Protection, Declares “Let the Free Market Decide What Stays Above Water”
In a decision described by critics as “the legislative equivalent of pouring water on a drowning man,” Governor Jeff Landry has officially canceled Louisiana’s largest-ever…
Louisiana Politicians Quietly Preparing for ‘Productive’ Week as Saharan Dust Storm Approaches
As a massive Saharan dust cloud barrels toward the United States, blanketing much of the southeast in a thick, blinding haze, Louisiana politicians are reportedly…
“Catch Us at The Polls”: Two Remaining OPJC Escapees Jump into New Orleans Mayoral Race
The race for New Orleans mayor just picked up two unexpected candidates — both of whom remain at large. Derrick Groves and Antoine Massey, the…
Mayor Cantrell Flies to Rome to Mourn Pope, Announces Bid to Become His Successor
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is once again making headlines after her office issued a press release—several hours after she had already left the country—announcing…
New Orleans City Council to City Employees: Pre-game on Your Own Dime
In a sobering turn of events, the New Orleans City Council has officially banned the use of taxpayer dollars for alcohol purchases during work travel,…
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order to Rename Louisiana as “Landriana”
In what officials are calling “a bold next step in personal brand governance,” Governor Jeff Landry has signed an executive order to officially rename the…
Southwest Airlines Offers Mayor Cantrell Spokesperson Role for ‘Wanna Get Away’ Fares Amid Travel Ban Fight
After successfully blocking the City Council’s attempt to ground her travel habits, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly caught the attention of Southwest Airlines, which sees…
New Orleans City Council Asks Mayor Cantrell for 5 Bullet Points, Gets Auto-Reply
The New Orleans City Council emailed Mayor LaToya Cantrell requesting five bullet points detailing what she accomplished last week. Instead of a response, they received…
“Save The King Cake Babies” – Sign The Petition!
In response to the disturbing trend in New Orleans of king cake babies being deserted by their parents in record numbers, this petition has been…