Lost civilization discovered in Lakeview pothole
Traveling through New Orleans this week, a team of anthropologists discovered a lost civilization living behind the dense vegetation of a pothole in Lakeview. According…
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Locals strongly advised to stock up on verbal supplies for ‘Arctic Blast’ small talk
With a blast of arctic air enveloping most of south Louisiana and a pipe-bursting freeze on the way, New Orleans officials are strongly advising area…
Uptown woman vows to never get out of bed again as cold front hits New Orleans
Pulling the covers tighter and closer to her chin, Sara Shaw of Uptown says she has no plans to leave her warm bed ever again…
Assume all ‘firecracker sounds’ is gunfire says New Orleans’ new crime fighting campaign
In step with New Year’s Eve arriving, New Orleans is launching a new “Capping Crime” campaign for reducing the number of victims, especially from gunshots….
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has unveiled its exclusive Cyber Monday extravaganza,…
Middle-aged woman finally finds true love, set to marry bed
People spend their entire lives looking for a soul mate, searching near and far for “the one.” As fate would have it, one New Orleans…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,565th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Tuesday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,565th consecutive…
Hackers Declare: Louisiana Has Suffered Enough, Will Send Aid
In a shocking turn of events, the hackers responsible for the recent MOVEit data breach have decided to take a rather unconventional approach. Instead of…
Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating, there’s a new adrenaline-inducing social media challenge only the bravest are attempting. It’s called “Boomer Roulette,”…