ACLU: Murder Hornets innocent until proven guilty like anyone else
Urging people to stop using the disparaging name “Murder Hornets,” the American Civil Liberties Union is reminding people the insects are innocent until proven guilty…
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B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
Monster dookies from quarantined, binge-eating locals put massive strain on New Orleans pipes
Area plumbers are busting their butts as they take an explosive load of service calls from homeowners, renters, and apartment dwellers during the coronavirus pandemic….
April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Chalmette Catholic man in holy sh*t after enjoying rival church’s live-stream Masses
The Chalmette Inquisition is in session and da’ traps ‘en caught one. St. Claude Bosqueto, 83, of Arabi was affectionately known as the “Saint” of…
Woman arrested after family doesn’t recognize her with hair roots showing
Pleading with authorities that it is all just one big mistake, a woman whose hair has bad roots showing is in jail today after police…
Metairie Cemetery to close, quarantine residents due to COVID-19
Officials with Metairie Cemetery, one of the most well-known “Cities of the Dead” in New Orleans, announced today the community will be closing “until further…
Man returning from vacation regrets asking what he’s missed last 2 weeks
Old Metairie resident John Malcolm today found himself trapped listening to his neighbor talk for 10 straight hours after reluctantly asking what he had missed…
New Orleans City Hall employees told to loaf from home due to Coronavirus
New Orleans City Hall employees are being told they can do nothing from home due to coronavirus. The faster-than-anything-else-they’ve-ever-done-ever recommendation from officials comes in response…
Louisiana strikes out again; Coronavirus bypasses state for better business environments
Louisiana can’t catch a break — or even a contagious virus quickly spreading around the world for that matter. Despite aggressive international expansion plans, Chinese-based…