God postpones Easter celebrations citing fatigued Jesus “too sick to rise”
Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…
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Jazz Fest books Karaoke Craig from Gennaro’s to replace Fleetwood Mac to replace Rolling Stones
Local barfly Craig Anthony, known to patrons of Gennaro’s Bar in Metairie as “Karaoke Craig” and “That Guy,” is set to perform on May 2nd…
New Orleans brewery set to release Roast Beef Pale Ale
The newest New Orleans brewery doesn’t open until this fall, but it’s already turning heads with a unique selection using local foods as a source,…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,385th day in a row
While the nation gears up with costumes and candy for Halloween this Monday, New Orleanians prepare for their 109,385th consecutive day of dressing up in…
Defeated, crying man wants rematch with Popeyes Chicken
In the end, we all knew how this would turn out. We’ve seen the champion dispatch too many challengers. When Calvin Coleman faced Popeyes Louisiana…
Male Time Lords concerned about jobs, sandwich supply as new “Doctor Who” teaches young girls they can become Time Lords
Doctor Who hit the headlines a few months ago with surprising news that the next Doctor will be a woman. Outraged, countless people couldn’t believe…
Neutral Ground News wins big at 23rd Annual Neutral Ground News Awards Banquet
For the 23rd consecutive year, Neutral Ground News has won the prestigious ‘Schiro Award for Journalism’ at the annual NGN Honor Awards banquet. The banquet…
Official Teaser Trailer: Shock & Craw
Movie Title: Shock & Craw Genre: Action, Thriller Director: Steven Stealsburg Producer: Rob Pilfer Production Company: NGN Productions Starring: Cean Crawfish, Randy Quaid, Steve Guttenberg, Brendan…
Musician to hold fundraiser for asshole who always waves off tip jar
A local musician will hold a charity fundraiser this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday for that asshole who always waves off his tip jar. Max Darden,…
Jazz Fest skywriting inspires New Orleans panhandler to go airborne
Constantly looking for ways to differentiate his panhandling business from an ever-growing number of competitors in New Orleans, local beggar Matt Reagan has focused the…