City Hall officials can’t keep straight faces as “Adopt a Catch Basin” program debuts in New Orleans
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With Jim Henderson retiring the future of his Muppets remains uncertain
Legendary New Orleans Saints play-by-play broadcaster Jim Henderson is calling it a career after 31 years behind the microphone. But will his Muppets be tagging along? Henderson,…
Teens eat detergent in new ‘challenge’, dumbasses warned not to dine on laundry pods
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Who Dat Nation After The Saints Beat The Falcons on Christmas Eve
A glimpse into the near future… Date: Sunday, December 24, 2017 Time: 3:24 p.m. Location: New Orleans, LA All Who Dat Nation wants for Christmas…
Neutral Ground News uncovers proof of Net Neutrality conspiracy
If you think the government works for you, think again. There’s a Net Neutrality conspiracy and it runs deep. After months of digging, Neutral Ground…
“Woke” New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu continues to rack up awards
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“Gif” it a rest white people — quit your digital blackfacing
What do the gifs and emojis you choose say about you? If you’re white, you are part of what’s wrong with the world today. According…
Westbanker Discovered at Eastbank Party, Arrested
A Westbank man attending a party was taken into police custody last night after claiming he lived on the Eastbank. Delery Mitchell, 26, of Harvey,…
Metairie’s Transcontinental Drive says it has felt like a “continent from conception,” not a street
Taking the world by complete surprise, the United Nations today announced it has recognized Transcontinental Drive in Metairie, Louisiana as the eighth continent in the…
Mayoral candidate LaToya Cantrell clogs toilet with credit card evidence; S&WB praised for shitty system
In the Crescent City, what goes down must come up. Thanks to the dilapidated, crumbling infrastructure of the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans,…