FEMA: New Orleanians under 10 feet tall must raise body height
With New Orleans experiencing a near-miss with Hurricane Barry and avoiding a potentially unprecedented situation, the Federal Emergency Management Agency today issued a new mandate…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Held for over 96 hours, captives released from precipitous situation
A group of captives was released last night in New Orleans where they had been held since last Thursday by powerful syndicates, according to the…
Actor Keanu Reeves, filming in New Orleans, talks down Hurricane Barry
New Orleans can thank its lucky stars for dodging a potentially serious situation — or more like, star. Actor Keanu Reeves reportedly rented a boat…
Man sucked up by waterspout on Lake Pontchartrain transported to fabulous realm of Oz New Orleans
Finding no words to explain his experience, a Gentilly man is trying to find his way back home after a waterspout transported him to the…
Flying roach shot, burned in Mid-City home invasion
Detectives continue to investigate a home invasion that ended in a shooting and a fire last night in Mid-City that left one roach dead. The…
Weird Al worried he may have to go “absurdly mega-ultra-weird” for New Orleans show
“Weird Al” Yankovic, who is performing at the Saenger on June 13th, has privately voiced concerns to those closest to him that he may have…
Wait to enter Heaven exceeds three millennia after Leah Chase, Dr. John open new restaurant-venue
If you’re knocking on heaven’s door, you may want to think about going around the block a few more times. An ever-growing line of souls…
Gayle Benson may not be the “owner” of the Pelicans for much longer
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. Will Gayle…
What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…
Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…