God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Why the New Orleans Saints will make the playoffs and be a dark horse to reach the Super Bowl
Saints fans start petition to change the name of Champions Square
A group of New Orleans Saints fans is circulating a petition to change the name of Champions Square. Champions Square, located adjacent to the Caesars…
Saints fans totally optimistic team can turn around season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and now hold just a seven percent chance of making the playoffs, some longtime…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,211th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Monday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,211th consecutive…
Night Out Against Crime in New Orleans starts off with a bang, bang, bang
New Orleans hosted its annual National Night Out Against Crime event last night with food, fun, prizes, music, and gunshots for the whole family. At…
New Orleans-developed “Go-Bag” aims to make muggings more efficient
Fumbling through pockets to give a mugger your possessions could soon be a thing of the past, thanks to a new product that claims it…
NOPD Response Time So Sluggish Bank Robbers Become Multi-Millionaires After Re-investing Money with Same Bank
It’s said crime doesn’t pay — that is, unless you’re in New Orleans. Bank robbers who held up a local financial institution are rolling in…
North Korea targets New Orleans for donation of foreign aid
Taking a pause from the continuous rhetoric of nuclear threats, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un announced today his country will immediately be sending “as much…