Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…
Sewerage & Water Board suspends giant construction cone for “working too hard”
Acting at a speed never previously witnessed by New Orleanians, the Sewerage & Water Board announced today it has suspended a newly popular giant construction…
COVID-sniffing alligator blockades form at Louisiana border against ‘maskless Mississippians’
The number of maskless Mississippians is increasing and causing fear for others. The longtime relationship between the backend states of Mississippi and Louisiana has traditionally…
St. Patrick’s Day Military Parade to roll on in New Orleans
The city of New Orleans announced today that its annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade will be allowed to roll after parade organizers agreed with Mayor…
New Orleans Saints sign scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to futures contract
A day after the legendary Drew Brees retired from the football, the New Orleans Saints today announced they have signed scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to…
NOPD investigating mugging of beloved Daylight-Saving Time
New Orleans Police are investigating a mugging that sent a tourist to the hospital Sunday. Authorities have identified the mugging victim found unconscious early Sunday…
Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints announce signing of quarterback Sean Payton
New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton was right. The team’s quarterback of the future has been in the building all along — but you can…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months
Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…
Man who hasn’t been to church in two months attends Ash Wednesday mass to maintain Catholic accreditation
A local man beat the eternal buzzer today when he attended Ash Wednesday services at St. Theresa of Avila in the Faubourg. After two months…