Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints announce signing of quarterback Sean Payton
New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton was right. The team’s quarterback of the future has been in the building all along — but you can…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months
Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…
Man who hasn’t been to church in two months attends Ash Wednesday mass to maintain Catholic accreditation
A local man beat the eternal buzzer today when he attended Ash Wednesday services at St. Theresa of Avila in the Faubourg. After two months…
Local church offers fun “ash animal” designs to spur Ash Wednesday attendance
“Getting your ashes” on Ash Wednesday is a long-standing tradition in the Big Easy, but in today’s hectic world many people just don’t have the…
Uptown woman vows to never get out of bed again as cold front hits New Orleans
Pulling the covers tighter and closer to her chin, Sara Shaw of Uptown says she has no plans to leave her warm bed ever again…
Amazon trucks rolling to save Mardi Gras with “Krewe of Packages”
With the recent ‘Krewe of House Floats’ concept not getting much traction after being called the “worst parade ever,” Amazon has “floated” an idea it…
Krewe of House Floats “the worst parade ever” as man complains of constant breakdowns
Hey, mister, throw it into high gear. Fed up with constant breakdowns and long wait times between floats, Garden District resident Richard “Dick” Nieto said…
BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season
The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…
Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts
Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…