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Man who hasn't been to church in two months attends Ash Wednesday mass to maintain Catholic accreditation

Man who hasn’t been to church in two months attends Ash Wednesday mass to maintain Catholic accreditation

A local man beat the eternal buzzer today when he attended Ash Wednesday services at St. Theresa of Avila in the Faubourg. After two months…


Local church offers fun “ash animal” designs to spur Ash Wednesday attendance - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Local church offers fun “ash animal” designs to spur Ash Wednesday attendance

“Getting your ashes” on Ash Wednesday is a long-standing tradition in the Big Easy, but in today’s hectic world many people just don’t have the…


Uptown woman vows to never get out of bed again as cold front hits New Orleans

Uptown woman vows to never get out of bed again as cold front hits New Orleans

Pulling the covers tighter and closer to her chin, Sara Shaw of Uptown says she has no plans to leave her warm bed ever again…


Amazon trucks rolling to save Mardi Gras with Krewe of Packages - New Orleans news - Neutral Ground News

Amazon trucks rolling to save Mardi Gras with “Krewe of Packages”

With the recent ‘Krewe of House Floats’ concept not getting much traction after being called the “worst parade ever,” Amazon has “floated” an idea it…


 Krewe of House Floats "the worst parade ever" as man complains of constant breakdowns

Krewe of House Floats “the worst parade ever” as man complains of constant breakdowns

Hey, mister, throw it into high gear. Fed up with constant breakdowns and long wait times between floats, Garden District resident Richard “Dick” Nieto said…


BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season

BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season

The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…


Prices plunge for tickets to the Mardi Gras - brokers offer once-in-a-lifetime discounts

Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts

Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…


Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” app

Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” app

Facing a Mardi Gras unlike any other in city history, New Orleanians are finding creative ways to keep Carnival traditions alive. While you may not…


Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason - Neutral Ground News - New Orleans Saints news

Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason

The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…


Man who didn't forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020 - Neutral Ground News

Kenner man who didn’t forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020

Forget Coronavirus. Forget political and racial divides. The cause of the absolute sh*tshow that has been 2020 has been positively identified. A man who neglected…


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