Survey: 76% of New Orleanians against whatever it is
In a recent survey, seventy-six percent of New Orleanians were found to be against whatever it is. Absolutely none of the respondents cared to know…
Workers trapped in Hard Rock hotel collapse cited by City for not wearing masks
Two workers who have been trapped inside the protected “historic pile” Hard Rock hotel since its collapse last fall in New Orleans were scheduled to…
NGN INVESTIGATES: Is the Louisiana state flag the next one to change?
Have you looked at the Louisiana state flag lately? Did you see anything unusual? If not, some local researchers say you may want to take…
Authorities confirm real plant found in Metairie office building lobby
A “suspicious object” incident in Metairie today has turned out to be a false alarm. Botanists from the Audubon Institute today confirmed a real live plant…
Massive head explosions from anti-maskers wipe Jefferson Parish off map after Lee Sheng executive order goes into effect
Approximately one minute after an emergency order by Parish President Cynthia Lee Sheng went into effect on Wednesday in Jefferson requiring all customers visiting businesses…
Hipster wishes he could have done more for iPhone that died in his hands
Disoriented, dehydrated, and, in his own words, “lucky to be alive,” local hipster Odin Williams endured more than three hours without his smartphone yesterday. Williams,…
Naughty N’Awlins 2020 convention swings to monogamy amid pandemic
Stunning swingers without the use of a bedroom device for a change, organizers of Naughty N’Awlins convention, which hails itself as the “most popular lifestyle…
Ancient prophecy to be fulfilled as New Orleans enters Phase 2 of reopening
Fulfilling an ancient prophecy predicted hundreds of generations ago, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced the city will activate the second phase of its coronavirus…
Federal government ready to fully legalize marijuana if it’ll calm all y’all the hell down
In a shocking effort to bring unity to a fractured populace, the United States government today announced it is prepared to unconditionally legalize marijuana in…
98% of po’boys across Louisiana not even getting “dressed” during pandemic
Thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, getting dressed is now proving extremely difficult both for the people of Louisiana and the po’boys they order, according to…