New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,942nd day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,942nd consecutive day —…
Who Dat Nation (concussion) sidelined for several weeks after Saints loss
Oft-injured New Orleans Saints running back Kendre Miller wasn’t the only one to be knocked out yesterday. The Who Dat Nation will be out for…
New Orleans adopts ‘shake it off’ approach to solving infrastructure, corruption, and other city problems ahead of Taylor Swift tour
In a groundbreaking decision that city officials are calling “revolutionary,” New Orleans announced today that it will be adopting a new problem-solving strategy modeled after…
Saints fans totally optimistic team can turn around season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and stuck running in a hamster wheel of mediocrity, some longtime fans still believe…
New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Record title for “largest house of horrors”
Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero or New Orleans East to get their fix of frights — the living nightmare that is…
Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
‘Gulf Coast Guardian’ Game Lets You Fight Off Surging Hurricane Season
Neutral Ground News unleashes the game “Because shouting at the TV doesn’t stop them!” NEW ORLEANS – Just in time for what experts predict will…
Despite surge in controversy, Katrina comedy gets green light
The pressure has dropped — Hollywood finally has a new idea. Despite major pre-production issues and plenty of controversy, Katrina: The Movie finally has gotten…
Fashion brand commemorates hurricane with “Katrina Tears” fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance brand LeConnard is commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a new fragrance made from the tears of New Orleans citizens….
NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Aug 28, 2024; New Orleans shielded
The world is set to experience a rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on August 28, 2024, that will cause the people of Earth…