B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past
Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…
Monster dookies from quarantined, binge-eating locals put massive strain on New Orleans pipes
Area plumbers are busting their butts as they take an explosive load of service calls from homeowners, renters, and apartment dwellers during the coronavirus pandemic….
New Orleans brewery announces launch of new Cantrell beer
Brewery Breauxs, a micro-brewery in Gentilly, has announced it is naming a new beer after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. The Cantrell beer aims to…
Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
All of New Orleans claims to be homeless after mayor announces homeless will be housed at Hilton and Windsor Court, meals catered by Drago’s and Antoine’s
Every single person in Orleans Parish, all 423,456 weary souls, is now claiming to be homeless after Mayor LaToya Cantrell, in between national news interviews,…
April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Chalmette Catholic man in holy sh*t after enjoying rival church’s live-stream Masses
The Chalmette Inquisition is in session and da’ traps ‘en caught one. St. Claude Bosqueto, 83, of Arabi was affectionately known as the “Saint” of…
Woman arrested after family doesn’t recognize her with hair roots showing
Pleading with authorities that it is all just one big mistake, a woman whose hair has bad roots showing is in jail today after police…
Surging New Orleans Pelicans lead the NBA in attendance
Don’t look now but the Big Easy just might soon be hanging a championship banner in the rafters of the Smoothie King Center thanks to…