Naughty N’Awlins 2020 convention swings to monogamy amid pandemic
Stunning swingers without the use of a bedroom device for a change, organizers of Naughty N’Awlins convention, which hails itself as the “most popular lifestyle…
Ancient prophecy to be fulfilled as New Orleans enters Phase 2 of reopening
Fulfilling an ancient prophecy predicted hundreds of generations ago, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced the city will activate the second phase of its coronavirus…
Federal government ready to fully legalize marijuana if it’ll calm all y’all the hell down
In a shocking effort to bring unity to a fractured populace, the United States government today announced it is prepared to unconditionally legalize marijuana in…
98% of po’boys across Louisiana not even getting “dressed” during pandemic
Thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, getting dressed is now proving extremely difficult both for the people of Louisiana and the po’boys they order, according to…
Krewe of Exodus readies to roll for socially distanced Mardi Gras 2021
Carnival krewes are taking evasive action after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s recent statement saying she’s not ruling out canceling Mardi Gras 2021. No floats,…
Louisiana Legislature sets new social distancing rules for bribery, other corruption
With the opening of the Louisiana Legislature earlier this week in Baton Rouge, Speaker of the House Clay Schexnayder has instituted new rules to help…
Cantrell: New Orleans restaurant diners must wear masks at all times even when eating
New Orleans restaurants diners! You can eat it! Figuratively. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has released new COVID-19 restrictions for the city as part of Phase One…
ACLU: Murder Hornets innocent until proven guilty like anyone else
Urging people to stop using the disparaging name “Murder Hornets,” the American Civil Liberties Union is reminding people the insects are innocent until proven guilty…
B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
Released former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin ready to step up and lead Louisiana into the past
Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has completed the Louisiana Political Leadership Master’s program three years early and is now ready to take on the…