Struggling Esplanade Mall announces rebranding, name change
Kenner’s Esplanade Mall, one of the largest shopping centers in the region, will undergo a massive rebranding effort starting this month, which will also…
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Report: 750,000 king cake babies abandoned every year
A new study has revealed a disturbing trend in New Orleans that shows king cake babies are being deserted by their parents in record numbers….
God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Assume all ‘firecracker sounds’ is gunfire says New Orleans’ new crime fighting campaign
In step with New Year’s Eve arriving, New Orleans is launching a new “Capping Crime” campaign for reducing the number of victims, especially from gunshots….
Santa shot in CBD, New Orleans postpones Christmas to February
Santa Claus is recovering at an area hospital while questions swirl around the status of Christmas after he was shot in an armed robbery in…
Why the New Orleans Saints will make the playoffs and be a dark horse to reach the Super Bowl
Locals strongly advised to stock up on verbal supplies for ‘Arctic Blast’ small talk
With a blast of arctic air enveloping most of south Louisiana and a pipe-bursting freeze on the way, New Orleans officials are strongly advising area…
Saints fans start petition to change the name of Champions Square
A group of New Orleans Saints fans is circulating a petition to change the name of Champions Square. Champions Square, located adjacent to the Caesars…
Saints fans totally optimistic team can turn around season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and now hold just a seven percent chance of making the playoffs, some longtime…