Pothole vaulter from New Orleans wins Olympic gold in Paris
In an astonishing feat that left Olympic officials and spectators in awe, New Orleans’ own Evan Jones vaulted his way to gold in Paris, redefining…
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Significant flooding reported across New Orleans after man allegedly drops water bottle on street
More than 35,000 streets are flooded in New Orleans after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle while on a walk, overwhelming…
New research indicates Gulf of Mexico is getting warmer because Kevin won’t stop peeing in it
Scientists have discovered that the Gulf of Mexico is getting warmer, and they’re pretty sure they know why: one man’s pee. The man in question…
Louisiana Department of Corrections Set to Revolutionize State’s Educational System
In a stunning move meant to revolutionize Louisiana’s lagging education system, the state has decided to consolidate all its institutions of higher learning and replace…
Google Maps introduces new feature to help drivers avoid gun violence in New Orleans
Google is introducing a new Maps feature exclusively for New Orleans. In addition to providing the fastest route, estimated arrival time, and traffic conditions, the…
Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink
The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado…
S&WB pump stands in front of mirror repeating “I Can Do This” as rainstorm targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans drainage pump…
97% of American children now outsource their “hand-made” Mother’s Day drawings to China
Some people call today’s children lazy and entitled, while others say they are growing up too fast. Now, there’s proof both may be true and…
Photo enforcement cameras to triple your donations to city on GiveNOLA Day
With New Orleans’ infrastructure crumbling faster than a tourist on Bourbon Street and GiveNOLA Day, a one-day online charity drive, looming on May 7th, there’s…
Team physician mercifully puts down Pelicans after months of suffering
The long, agonizing struggle for the New Orleans Pelicans is mercifully over. Team officials announced the squad was euthanized early this morning after battling several…