Confederate statues allegedly thrown during Mardi Gras parade
Whoever threw Confederate statues during the Krewe of Lushes parade last night is in big trouble and subject to a lifetime ban, according to a…
Articles by Don Kiebels
‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
Krewe of Parents parade to throw tons of crap they want out of the house
Promising to sling a record-setting amount of throws this Mardi Gras, members of Metairie’s Krewe of Parents have cleared their homes of a combined 436…
New Orleans Deserves Better. Much Better.
New Orleans deserves better. Much better. Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who,…
Santa shot in CBD, New Orleans postpones Christmas to February
Santa Claus is recovering at an area hospital while questions swirl around the status of Christmas after he was shot in an armed robbery in…
Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
In what feels like the latest chapter in an all-too-familiar saga, portions of the Crescent City went dark last night due to yet another bizarre…
NOPD: Murders over parking spots down significantly this holiday season
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed while getting parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
City of New Orleans Hires LaToya Cantrell as Foreign Correspondent for City News
In an exciting development for the city-run City News, officials are proud to announce that Mayor LaToya Cantrell will now also serve as its first-ever…
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has unveiled its exclusive Cyber Monday extravaganza,…
Neutral Ground News Snubbed by Mayor Cantrell’s New ‘News’ Service
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. In…