New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,211th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Monday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,211th consecutive…
Articles by Don Kiebels
New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Record title for “largest house of horrors”
Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero or New Orleans East to get their fix of frights — the living nightmare that is…
Night Out Against Crime in New Orleans starts off with a bang, bang, bang
New Orleans hosted its annual National Night Out Against Crime event last night with food, fun, prizes, music, and gunshots for the whole family. At…
New Orleans-developed “Go-Bag” aims to make muggings more efficient
Fumbling through pockets to give a mugger your possessions could soon be a thing of the past, thanks to a new product that claims it…
NOPD response time so sluggish bank robbers become multi-millionaires after re-investing money with same bank
It’s said crime doesn’t pay — that is, unless you’re in New Orleans. Bank robbers who held up a local financial institution are rolling in…
North Korea targets New Orleans for donation of foreign aid
Taking a pause from the continuous rhetoric of nuclear threats, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un announced today his country will immediately be sending “as much…
Lost civilization discovered in Lakeview pothole
Traveling through New Orleans this week, a team of anthropologists discovered a lost civilization living behind the dense vegetation of a pothole in Lakeview. According…
Entergy New Orleans named “Highest Rated Power Company” in city for 27th straight year
For the 27th consecutive year, Entergy New Orleans is the top power company in New Orleans. The Association for Strategic Services and Hybrid Atomic Transference…
S&WB pump stands in front of mirror repeating “I Can Do This” as rainstorm targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a New Orleans Sewerage & Water Board drainage pump was…
‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
Looking to proactively calm the potential reactions of locals, city officials are reminding the public of the Happy 3rd of July event in New Orleans…