NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink
The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado…
New Orleans criminals demand overtime pay for “exhaustive” work
New Orleans criminals across the metro area are gearing up to march on City Hall in a labor dispute. After clocking significant overtime the past…
97% of American children now outsource their “hand-made” Mother’s Day drawings to China
Some people call today’s children lazy and entitled, while others say they are growing up too fast. Now, there’s proof both may be true and…
Pelicans Star Herb Jones Named to All-Defensive First Team a Whopping 5 Times
In a move that left the NBA scratching their heads, New Orleans Pelicans forward Herb Jones has been selected to the All-Defensive Team not once,…
Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Google Maps introduces new feature to help drivers avoid gun violence in New Orleans
Google is introducing a new Maps feature exclusively for New Orleans. In addition to providing the fastest route, estimated arrival time, and traffic conditions, the…
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating, there’s a new adrenaline-inducing social media challenge only the bravest are attempting. It’s called “Boomer Roulette,”…
Louisiana Department of Corrections & Education Set to Revolutionize Schooling
In a stunning move meant to revolutionize Louisiana’s lagging education system, the state has decided to consolidate all its institutions of higher learning and replace…
Crescent City Classic hopeful to begin training tomorrow for real this time
Vowing to start training for the upcoming Crescent City Classic probably as soon as tomorrow, Old Metairie resident Emily Haydee said she really, really means…