God postpones Easter celebrations citing fatigued Jesus “too sick to rise”
Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
New Orleans-area panhandlers staying open despite storm threat
Despite a dangerous storm system expected to move into the New Orleans metro area, local panhandlers say they are planning to stay open. Panhandlers decided…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Pelicans after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Pelicans are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Jazz Fest books Karaoke Craig from Gennaro’s to replace Fleetwood Mac to replace Rolling Stones
Local barfly Craig Anthony, known to patrons of Gennaro’s Bar in Metairie as “Karaoke Craig” and “That Guy,” is set to perform on May 2nd…
Men earn less than women for work online, Equal Pay Day report shows
According to a new Equal Pay Day report by the Department of Labor on work-related compensation, men earn significantly less social media “likes” and “comments”…
Retired Robert E. Lee statue spotted working at KFC
The Robert E. Lee statue that once resided in the aptly named Lee Circle has found a new calling – working at a Kentucky Fried…
King Cake Headquarters coming to New Orleans
Move over Willy Wonka, the world’s newest mystical headquarters will be located in New Orleans. The Crescent City has scored a big win for its…
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffers devastating ego fracture
New Orleans Pelicans All-Star Anthony Davis suffered a compound fracture of his ego last night while watching his team dominate the Los Angeles Lakers at…
Petition calls on New Orleans mayor to help save king cake babies
(NEW ORLEANS) — In response to the disturbing trend in New Orleans of king cake babies being deserted by their parents in record number, local…
Hell Demps: Satan collects fired Pelicans GM as deal expires
New Orleans Pelicans general manager Dell Demps has been fired eternally. The ground beneath Pelicans headquarters in Metairie began shaking violently early this morning as…