Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Sewerage & Water Board suspends giant construction cone for “working too hard”
Acting at a speed never previously witnessed by New Orleanians, the Sewerage & Water Board announced today it has suspended a newly popular giant construction…
COVID-sniffing alligator blockades form at Louisiana border against ‘maskless Mississippians’
The number of maskless Mississippians is increasing and causing fear for others. The longtime relationship between the backend states of Mississippi and Louisiana has traditionally…
New Orleans Saints sign scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to futures contract
A day after the legendary Drew Brees retired from the football, the New Orleans Saints today announced they have signed scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to…
Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints Announce Signing of Quarterback Sean Payton
New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton was right. The team’s quarterback of the future has been in the building all along — but you can…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months
Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…
BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season
The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…
Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts
Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…
Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason
The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…