Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
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Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating, there’s a new adrenaline-inducing social media challenge only the bravest are attempting. It’s called “Boomer Roulette,”…
Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick’s/Irish-Italian parades 🥬👀
An Atlanta transplant who moved to Metairie last September is suing Jefferson Parish, claiming he became addicted to cabbage after the parish recently hosted two weekends…
‘911’ in Orleans Parish Set to Become Self-Serve Next Year
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell today announced a major change to the city’s emergency response system that’s being hailed as the next step to further…
Couple caught in toothpaste standoff confident they can squeeze at least another month out of tube
In an unshocking story, a local couple is caught in a months-long standoff — locked in a battle of wills over a nearly-empty tube of…
Choose Your Own New Orleans Story: A Free-to-Play Interactive Game Launches Online at nolastory.com
(NEW ORLEANS) — Choose Your NOLA Story, a thrilling interactive game that allows users to make their way through the charming Crescent City by making…
City’s mosquito trucks to tackle crime with marijuana smoke
With crime on the rise and the city scrambling for answers, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell reportedly has developed an out-of-the-box plan using marijuana smoke…
Struggling Esplanade Mall announces rebranding, name change
Kenner’s Esplanade Mall, one of the largest shopping centers in the region, will undergo a massive rebranding effort starting this month, which will also…
God withdraws guardian angels from New Orleans over “safety concerns”
New Orleans — you are now completely on your own. Shocking locals and city leaders alike, God has announced He will be closing the pearly…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Saints after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Saints are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…