‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
Looking to proactively calm the potential reactions of locals, city officials are reminding the public of the Happy 3rd of July event in New Orleans…
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Hackers Declare Louisiana Has Suffered Enough, Will Send Aid
In a shocking turn of events, the hackers responsible for the recent MOVEit data breach have decided to take a rather unconventional approach. Instead of…
Tippocalypse: Government of New Orleans Institutes Mandatory Tipping for Every City Service
Residents Caught Off Guard by Mandatory Tipping Policy The City of New Orleans has boldly propelled tipping to a whole new level, leaving residents unsettled…
New Orleans Criminals Demand Overtime Pay for “Exhaustive” Work
New Orleans criminals across the metro area are gearing up to march on City Hall in a labor dispute. After clocking significant overtime the past…
Pelicans Star Herb Jones Named to All-Defensive First Team a Whopping 5 Times
In a move that left the NBA scratching their heads, New Orleans Pelicans forward Herb Jones has been selected to the All-Defensive Team not once,…
Missing man found under wife’s 1,250 decorative bed pillows
A 48-year-old River Ridge man who mysteriously disappeared has been located. Kevin Lofton, reported missing after he vanished without a trace last month, was found buried…
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating, there’s a new adrenaline-inducing social media challenge only the bravest are attempting. It’s called “Boomer Roulette,”…
Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick’s/Irish-Italian parades 🥬👀
An Atlanta transplant who moved to Metairie last September is suing Jefferson Parish, claiming he became addicted to cabbage after the parish recently hosted two weekends…
‘911’ in Orleans Parish Set to Become Self-Serve Next Year
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell today announced a major change to the city’s emergency response system that’s being hailed as the next step to further…
Couple caught in toothpaste standoff confident they can squeeze at least another month out of tube
In an unshocking story, a local couple is caught in a months-long standoff — locked in a battle of wills over a nearly-empty tube of…